For Fibbing Friday

For Fibbing Friday, today’s assignment is:

1. Mad as a dieter on a bathroom scale the day after Thanksgiving.
2. It’ll all come out your nose. (Answer to the question , what happens to the drink of bubbly wine you just tried to swallow as someone told a funny joke?)
3. Two’s company, three’s less pie for me.
4.  Hi hog prices means more expensive bacon.
5.  Every cloud has rained on me lately.
6.  Sticks and stones, in great enough numbers, can build a house.
7.  In for a penny is no longer a possibility in the U.S.
8.  Don’t count your birthdays after 70.
9.  Let sleeping dogs stay off my bed on rainy days.
10. Hands, knees and nostrils. (Name three body parts.)

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My blog, which started out to be about overcoming grief, quickly grew into a blog about celebrating life. I post daily: poems, photographs, essays or stories. I've lived in countries all around the globe but have finally come to rest in Mexico, where I've lived since 2001. My books may be found on Amazon in Kindle and print format, my art in local Ajijic galleries. Hope to see you at my blog.

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