For “Fibbing Friday,” the fib fodder this week is:

1. What is a pup cup? It is what you hold under the drink dispenser to collect the  soft drink that comes gratis with your hot dog.
2. What is a T cup? Dolly Parton’s bra size.
3. What does ATM stand for? At The Moneymachine
4. What is a BLT?  What a really skinny person wears to hold their pants up.
5. What’s the difference between the North pole and the South pole? One is up and the other down.
6. What is a privvy council? A discussion about which outhouse to use.
7. What is a community chest? The mother of quintuplets at feeding time.
8. What are leggings? French Halloween pranks that make a trip to the carwash necessary.
9. What is meant by banter? It is a cake before baking.
10. What is caviar? A Carlsbad Caverns guide .