Here are my answers for the Friday the 13th Fibbing Friday:

1. What is a tapestry? A drumming clinic for babies
2. What is a travesty? A dirty room in a tourist motel.
3. What is a conservatory? a dormitory at a college where they train waiters and waitresses.
4. What is a monastery? A nasty joke told by one of the three stooges.
5. What is a patisserie? A grandma or grandpa when around their grandkids.
6. What is hyphen? A female fortune-telling  chicken
7. What is a conundrum? The introductory drumroll introducing Conan O’Brien at the beginning of his show.
8. What is a neanderthal?  A leg joint and anything else having to do with the planet
9. What is an ingot? a successful entry into a house.
10. What is munchkin? a tiny bite of something.