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Fibbing Friday for Jan 19, 2024

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For Pensitivity’s Fibbing Friday  the prompts to define are:

1. Biscotza: A pizza with a biscotti crust.
2. Blabbermaul: Mobster’s girlfriend who turned informant
3. Brutz : Mean men
4. Buss: Transportation for serpents
5. Doplich: A strap with which you lead a dop around.
6. Schnickelfritz: Your answer to your friend’s query about your very bad cheap permanent.
7. Strubbly: A short person with an effervescent personality
8. Glickleck: A French request for a hickey.
9. Grex: Your second husband’s response when your first husband strides into the room.
10. Schnitz: A thin, fried cutlet of meat with a bite taken out of it.

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Nutty Answers for Fibbing Friday, Jan 12, 2024

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For Pensitivity’s Fibbing Friday  the prompts to define are:

1. Meldrop  Delivery for Mr. Gibson
2. Snirl  A half-hearted snarl
3. Kiffle Indecision over whether to bestow a kiss or not
4. Fox’s Cough  A fortunate warning for the hare
5. Sternutament  What mom asks you to do to the batter for her cashew cake  while she goes to answer the phone.
6. Awvish  Someone given to being overwhelmed
7. Presenteeism  An overwhelming tendency to attend
8. Headwarch  The dominant member of a coven
9. Kink-Haust  Living in a morally depraved dwelling
10. Alysm A belief that everything is equally good in the world.

“Slang with a Bang” For Fibbing Friday. Last of the Year!! 2023

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Auld slang syne this week: Your interpretations please!

1. Sling your hook: What the doctor said he was going to do to Mohammed Ali when he was taken to the emergency ward with a broken left arm after his last fight.
2. Here’s mud in your eye: What the female mud wrestler said to her opponent just before she trashed her eye makeup.
3. Bun in the oven: Describing Jennifer Lopez as she stuck her head into the oven to test the temperature.
4. Twinkle Toes: Anyone going barefoot in the Mardgras parade.
5. Moolah: Money spent on enlarging one’s cattle herd.
6. Brazillian: A new term above million and trillion that described Playtex’s total income.
7. Airhead: What they call the bathroom on a jet.
8. Goof off: The challenge is not punctuated correctly.  It is what Goofy said to Pluto when he was ready for him to abandon his lap. It should read,
               Goof: “Off!”   
9. Mickey Mouse: Request made by Cinderella, arriving home exhausted from the ball. Also a bit tipsy, thus her stutter as well as her need to request help in opening the door from one of her tiny rodent companions. “Mi-c-key, Mouse!”
10. Razz: Really good with Red Beans.

For Pensivity’s Fibbing Friday. Dec 29, 2023  Image by Lawrence Makoonah on Unsplash

Fibbing Friday, Dec 9, 2023

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1. What is Free Will?   Is when you marry a lawyer and he writes up who gets your stuff when you die.
2. What is persona non grata? Is every person except for Grata.
3. What is bog standard?  Is bog not special.
4. What is builders tea?  Is Orange Pekoe on week days and Rusty Nails on Friday night!!
5. What is a couch potato?  Is any potato served with Chicken Divan.
6. What is a finger in every pie?  Is cook clumsy with knife.
7. What is meant by nip in the bud?  Is sipping beer.
8. What is to pitch in? Wastebasket is to pitch in!!!
9. What is rule of thumb? Rule of thumb is that must accompany four fingers.
10. What is to steal someone’s thunder? Is to hold hands over ears of friend during rainstorm.

 

For Pensitivity’s Fibbing Friday

“Flip Fibs” for Fibbing Friday Sept 29, 2023

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We all have bad hair days, right? These are hairstyles as well as common words we may be familiar with.

1. Wedge — What I’ll prolly do ef ya ask me. 

2. Mohican–What Mo’s prolly doin’ if he’s been drinkin’ moonshine.

3. French Plait–What George Washington called his new imported teeth. 

4. Pageboy–What Tarzan couldn’t do

5. Bouffant–A Halloween hairdo

6. Pixie–A Photographer’s groupie.

7. Bob–Abbreviation for “Boy oh boy!!!” 

8. Crew Cut–What happens in the kitchen on a boat during meal preparation during stormy weather.

9. Buzz cut–A lumberjack’s favorite hair style.

10. Bunches–Tiny sandwich rolls for tea party fare.

 

Comments: My sister thinks I’m a bit obscure on # 1 and #8, so if you agree, here is some help.

#1. If you propose to me, I’ll wed ja!  (a y is pronounced like a j in my part of Mexico!). Yes. Very obscure. Sorry, Patti and all.

#8.  My fault. I left out part of the sentence.  It should read: Crew cut–what happens in the kitchen on a boat during stormy weather..(.i.e. the boat lurches and the kitchen crew slices their fingers instead of the veggies.)

 

For Fibbing Friday Sept 29, 2023

Crass Definitions for Fibbing Friday Sept 22, 2023

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Here is Pensitivity’s task for us this Friday:
You may or not remember these popular movies, be they the originals or remakes, but what do you think they could have been about?

1. The Parent Trap: How my parents might have felt after the birth of their third child
2. The Incredible Journey: That first trip all on your own as a toddler when you slipped out of the bathtub when Mom’s back was turned and ran down the block to your Aunt Mabel’s house at the other end of the block stark naked! (True story)
3. Aladdin: A euphemistic description of a girl’s first sexual encounter.
4. Mission Impossible: The first time you had to parallel park for a driving test.
5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: What your next door neighbor shouted over the back fence the day the you scrambled to retrieve the pages of your manuscript the wind had ripped out of your fingers and blown away. 
6. The Wind in the Willows: When you slip out of the dinner party into the garden to fart. (Sorry for the indelicacy. I know no euphemism.)
7. Underworld: The real you under the girdle, the waist cincher or in the modern world, beneath the Spanx.
8. Legally Blonde: The results after you actually buy your hair coloring in the drug store instead of shoplifting it
9. The Terminator: Papa, when he flips the  front porch lights off and on at ten o’clock during date night’s goodnight kiss
10. The Love Bug:  Crabs

For Pensitivity’s Fibbing Friday

Fibbing Friday, Sept 8 2023

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1. What is Mascarpone (From Judy) Cornbread sullied by eye makeup. It was a rushed morning!!! ( That is, I had to apply my eye makeup while I was eating my breakfast.)
2. What is a Marsupial? Similar to chowder served on a space mission.
3. What is a Giblet? A baby gibbon.
4. What is Good Husbandry? Doing the dishes and taking out the garbage.
5. What is Onomatopoeia?  What John Lennon said to his wife as he walked into her room in search of his freshly ironed shirt. (Work for it. It’s there!)
6. What is a Glaucus Atlanticus? A gelatinous sea scum sometimes found off the eastern shore of the United States
7. What is a Sunda Colugo? What they call Santa Claus in the Congo
8. What is a Fossa? The petrified remains of a prehistoric sea creature found near Boston.
9. What is Halitrephes Jelly?  A lubricant combined with a mouth wash.
10. What  is Aliferous? Chant voiced by Cassius Clay’s supporters after he changed his name.

These questions were for Fibbing Friday. Who am I to resist a legitimate fib??? Do you like my new hairdo and my new eyeglasses? Both are a real improvement to my life. Hair off my neck and reading glasses with no Zoe chew marks on the lenses. I’m taking care to always put them in a stiff-hinged case inside a covered basket on my bedside table before I fall asleep so Zoe can’t drag them off down into the garden when she wakes up before I do.

For Fibbing Friday Aug 18, 2023

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Creative definitions:

1. What is a mitre?  A gauge for measuring electricitre.
2. What is a dumpster?  A really cool cat garbage collector.
3. What is a relic? What the tongue reflexively does after the first lick when consuming an ice cream cone on a very hot day. 
4. What is a puffball? A formal dance for smokers only. 
5. What is an accolade? A sugary drink made from packets of fruit-flavored powder that kids used to sell from stands on the sidewalk in the fifties and sixties. (Misspelled, by the way)
6. What do the initials O.B.E. stand for? “Obsessively Breaking Eggs.” —what serves as a  “Closed” sign on the omelet parlor door while preparing for Sunday Brunch.
7. What is a hide chew? The sound made during a sneeze.
8. What is caffoy? An appreciative utterance made while sipping a delicious cup of kosher coffee.
9. What is an erf? Three-quarters of a nerf ball that has been chewed by a dog.
10. What is umbel? What you should pretend to be when given a compliment by someone.

For Pensivity’s Fibbing Friday Image by Simone Secci on Unsplash.

Car Meets Wall: Fibs for Friday: July 21, 2023

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Here are my answers to the words to define for Fibbing Friday, July 21, 2023:

  1. Fo-shizzle: The un-fo-tunate end to my housekeeper Yolanda’s first (and last) driving lesson—driving my car with me in the passenger seat.

  2. Crunk: Parking sound effect made during  Yolanda’s first/last driving lesson. (Said car having been parked head-on against a brick wall at a very rapid speed.)

  3. Booyah: My response once we had exited the car and saw that the car had in fact been totaled!!!

  4. Gnarly: Sound of an epithet expressed through gritted teeth.

  5. Outtie: How one could describe my wall  with a car (mine) jutting through it .

  6. Phat: Magnified one thousand times, the sound of a car hitting a brick wall.

  7. What’s Crackalackin? The sound of a shattered windshield as it releases and falls to the ground.

  8. Cowabunga: What I should have said instead of my actual statement as the car hit the wall.

  9. Ankle biters: A description of my teeth upon impact, before withdrawing them from where they’d come in contact with my lower leg.

  10. All that and a bag of chips. How I explained what was left of my wall after they’d removed the corpse of my car.

(No sympathy posts, please. This actually happened 3 years ago, so both the wall and I have recovered enough for me to laugh about it and be grateful neither of us was seriously injured, as you can see from the response above.)

A Fictionary––For Fibbing Friday July 14, 2023

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For Fibbing Friday this week, we were asked to use our noggins
to try to dream up daffynitions for the following words:

1. Brabble  The contents of a messy underwear drawer.
2. Bedward  Where we are headed after a particularly wearisome day.
3. Crapulous  How one joyfully describes a long-awaited intestinal release!!!!
4. Elflock  A  hold practiced by diminutive wrestlers.
5. Expergefactor  What Daffy Duck once called a formerly  bulimic movie star
6. Groke  A pronouncement of a sore-throated frog
7. Grubble The leftovers of a particularly messy dinner party
8. Lanspresado How we described Lans previous to his last down period.
9. Mumpsimus  Why Mumpsi decides to leave her dull home in search of adventure?
                            Well, simply—because  Mupsimus!
10. Rawgabbit  What one eats when one has no means to cook one’s gabbit.

 

For Fibbing Friday