Poor Spousal Support
His espousal of a single life was open to debate,
for with a wife and three small girls, it came a little late.
But he lusted for the “good life” now that he earned a lot.
He yearned for wild night life and planned to buy a yacht.
That their spousal settlement was measly, it is true,
but her husband was a lawyer, so what was she to do?
She made the children T-shirts with an acronym
that best described their father and what she thought of him.
When people were inquisitive, she told them they should say
that CHEAP was an acronym, and without delay,
that the meaning of it was “Chump Husband Earns A Pittance”
and that is why he’s often late in sending their remittance.
And on the T-shirt’s back, she reserved another space
for another acronym for their dad to face:
There it spelled out HUNGER, whose letters expressed fairly
the naked truth: “His UnderNourished Genepool ‘s Eating Rarely!!!
Prompt words today are measly, reserved, acronym, espousal, settlement and inquisitive.

