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“Daffynitions” for Fibbing Friday, June 20, 2025

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For Fibbing Friday, the theme this week is What The H?

1. What is halitosis? A laughing streak brought on by eating too much durian.
2. What is an hallucination? Visions brought on by oxygen deprivation brought on by excessive laughter.
3. What is hell? A condition brought on by too many people voting for the wrong presidential candidate.
4. What is a hurricane? A walking aid that makes it possible for women to walk faster.
5. What is ham fisted? A baby feeding itself its Easter meal.
6. What is the hokey cokey? Doing the hokey pokey while under the influence of blow.
7. What is hoosegow? What one asks when one discovers a gow lying on the floor at a party.
8. What is a higgler? Someone on a cocaine-induced laughing spree.
9. What is a hogger? Someone who eats more than their share of Easter ham.
10. What is a hodge? A podge’s first name.

For Fibbing Friday, May 9, 2025

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Iggy Pop

For Fibbing Friday, the words to redefine are:

1.   Poggers: Female members of Edgar Alan’s fan club.
2.   Simp: Bart’s father. (Bart is Simp son) 
3.   Bussin: What you be doing if you run out of money to buy gas for your car.
4.   Delulu: DeTubby’s little friend
5.   Gucci: The vital life force or flowing energy that makes one a successful mud-wrestler.
6.   Vibing: What Canadian geese are doing when they fly in formation.
7.   Rizz: What they eat with red beanzz in New Orleans.
8.   Cheugy: Nickname for a wrestler known for biting his opponents.
9.   Booed up: What they label a ghost who is all stoked up for Halloween.
10. Beige Flag: What be Mr. Pop’s banner. 

 

 

for Fibbing Friday, Nov 8, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday  the definitions requested are:

1.   What is a belly laugh? A sort of tinkling chortle.
2.   What is a belly flop? The result of too many trips to the donut shop.
3.   What is a jelly belly? The ultimate belly flop. (See # 2.)
4.   What is a yellowbelly? The result of making love in a dandelion patch.
5.   What is a liger? A cross between a leopard and a tiger.
6.   What is a hoatzin? A lady of ill repute at a meditation retreat.
7.   What is a kinkajou? An Israelite who prefers adventurous sexual practices.
8.   What is a puggle? A very small body of water that is being waded in by a two-year-old.
9.   What is a chimichanga? Mexican Jello.
10. What is a snollygoster? A really big booger.

 

“The Devil Made Me Do It!” for Fibbin’ Friday, Oct 11, 2024

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Don’t blame me! The Devil makes me do it!!!

Here we are again. Another ten words to practice my fibbin’ on:

1. Finifugal– a skeptical female fish.

2. Skirl–a denizen of the trees with a big fluffy tail.

3. Waesucks–the superlative form of sucks.  He not only sucks, he waesucks!!!!

4. Popple– “cool” lingo for dad.

5. Gardyloo–an attendant in a public restroom.

6. Futz–What they called Fonzie when he was clumsy.

7. Frippery–What sidewalk ice is to a one-year-old just learning to walk.

8. Diphthong–underwear to swim in.

9. Wamble–what a one-year-old loves to do once he or she has mastered walking.

10. Phablet–a tiny lie.

 

For Fibbin’ Friday

For Fibbing Friday, Sept 20, 2024

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Super Mini  Mochi Squishy Toys

For Fibbing Friday  the words to define are:

1. Bumfuzzle  A tramp’s chin stubble

2. Fartlek: The outcome of overindulging in Czech Chili.

3. Erf: The bark of a hare-lipped dog.

4. Bumbershoot: An unnecessary shot taken at a retreating bear.

5. Smicker: A drunk’s response when first catching sight of Mickey Mouse in Disneyland.

6. Cleek: A camera shot taken by a Frenchman.

7. Salopettes: Yellow cats and dogs .

8. lollygag: What happens when you choke on a sucker.

9. Cutesy-poo: What you find in a baby’s diaper who has swallowed a Super Mini Mochi Squishy toy.

10. Noob: What you have after a boob job.

For Fibbing Friday, Apr 12, 2024

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Image by Diana Polke on Unsplash.

For Fibbing Friday, this week, the prompts prodding us to give voice to untruths are:

1. Accismus: What always precedes a New year’s Eve by six days?
2. Apocryphal: Tarzan’s best friend and shoulder to cry on.
3. Bridewell:  Report on the bride’s condition the morning after her wedding. 
4. Festinate: The medical terminoligy for an inflated and infected wound.
5. Snool: What’s the other name for the Xmas season? 
6. Rendling: Changing the tragic conclusion of a book by popular demand.
7. Fanfaronade: Honorary title bestowed upon the winner of the people’s choice  award in  the international hand-squeezed lemonade competition. 
8. Bloviate: The cocaine Violet  put on her breakfast cereal after mistaking it for sugar.
9. Pudibund: The extra-large  cummerbund in every man’s closet that is a precautionary    necessity in the event that he overindulges in the Xmas pudding.
10. Rebarbative: The state of a rose bush when it is growing new thorns.

“Going Against the Grain” for Fibbing Friday, Feb 9, 2024

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For Pensitivity’s Fibbing Friday. This week’s challenges are:

More from Guest Fibber Melissa Lemay this week:

What do you think of reading these?

1.  Distelfink: I am fairly sure this is an exposé of certain loose-tongued souls who themselves told tales out of school. In short, the pot calling the kettle black.
2.  Fastnacht: A quick evening snooze.
3.  Fergesslich: Prince Andrew’s pet name for his first hickey.
4.  Fress; Watercress, within an hour of its harvesting. 
5.  Honswarsht : Squeaky clean Mongolian Warriors right after their baths.
6.  Kedreck: Sneakers after a 20 mile marathon.
7.  Krex: King of Kellogg’s Cereals.
8.  Rutsch: Sound made when chewing the King of Kellogg’s Cereals.
9   Spritz:  Sound made when spitting out the King of Kellogg’s Cereals.
10. Wutz: The abdominal pains you experience if you don’t spit  out the King of Kellogg’s Cereals is your Wutz Nightmare!!!!

What are These??? For Fibbing Friday, Jan 5, 2024

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Toecover: My attempt at remembering the word for socks now that I am at a certain advanced age.

Scurryfunge: A form of mildew found on rodents.

Dutch Feast: Edam and stoopwafel.

Iktsuarpok: An expression of revulsion over a walking companion who walks at a too- slow rate. (Icks! You are poke!!!  (As in slowpoke.) I admit, it is a stretch.  How about, Someone agreeing that people named Katy make good contortionists? (Aye, Katies, warp okay!! ) This is a redo because Derrick took occasion to my first answer. Must admit, I don’t blame him. This one is a real stretch!  Let’s blame it on Pensitivity.

Rakefire: When the boss terminated your employment for jilting his daughter

Hufflebuffs: An affectionate synonym  for bare bottoms

Quafftide: Skinny-dipping at high tide.

Kalopsia: An involuntary nap brought on by over-eating

Cover Slut: The Kardashians’ tongue-in-cheek endearing nicknames for each other

“Wonder”clout: Using one’s seniority to get to the head of the “bread”line at the homeless  shelter.

For  yet another Fibbing Friday. I can’t resist.

“Flip Fibs” for Fibbing Friday Sept 29, 2023

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We all have bad hair days, right? These are hairstyles as well as common words we may be familiar with.

1. Wedge — What I’ll prolly do ef ya ask me. 

2. Mohican–What Mo’s prolly doin’ if he’s been drinkin’ moonshine.

3. French Plait–What George Washington called his new imported teeth. 

4. Pageboy–What Tarzan couldn’t do

5. Bouffant–A Halloween hairdo

6. Pixie–A Photographer’s groupie.

7. Bob–Abbreviation for “Boy oh boy!!!” 

8. Crew Cut–What happens in the kitchen on a boat during meal preparation during stormy weather.

9. Buzz cut–A lumberjack’s favorite hair style.

10. Bunches–Tiny sandwich rolls for tea party fare.

 

Comments: My sister thinks I’m a bit obscure on # 1 and #8, so if you agree, here is some help.

#1. If you propose to me, I’ll wed ja!  (a y is pronounced like a j in my part of Mexico!). Yes. Very obscure. Sorry, Patti and all.

#8.  My fault. I left out part of the sentence.  It should read: Crew cut–what happens in the kitchen on a boat during stormy weather..(.i.e. the boat lurches and the kitchen crew slices their fingers instead of the veggies.)

 

For Fibbing Friday Sept 29, 2023

Crass Definitions for Fibbing Friday Sept 22, 2023

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Here is Pensitivity’s task for us this Friday:
You may or not remember these popular movies, be they the originals or remakes, but what do you think they could have been about?

1. The Parent Trap: How my parents might have felt after the birth of their third child
2. The Incredible Journey: That first trip all on your own as a toddler when you slipped out of the bathtub when Mom’s back was turned and ran down the block to your Aunt Mabel’s house at the other end of the block stark naked! (True story)
3. Aladdin: A euphemistic description of a girl’s first sexual encounter.
4. Mission Impossible: The first time you had to parallel park for a driving test.
5. One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest: What your next door neighbor shouted over the back fence the day the you scrambled to retrieve the pages of your manuscript the wind had ripped out of your fingers and blown away. 
6. The Wind in the Willows: When you slip out of the dinner party into the garden to fart. (Sorry for the indelicacy. I know no euphemism.)
7. Underworld: The real you under the girdle, the waist cincher or in the modern world, beneath the Spanx.
8. Legally Blonde: The results after you actually buy your hair coloring in the drug store instead of shoplifting it
9. The Terminator: Papa, when he flips the  front porch lights off and on at ten o’clock during date night’s goodnight kiss
10. The Love Bug:  Crabs

For Pensitivity’s Fibbing Friday