Why Me?
Today I have the doldrums. My smile is upside down.
I cannot go to meet my cronies in the town.
My misery is absolute, I’m coughing and I’m sneezing,
and all this blowing of the nose is definitely unpleasing.
My bones could use some stretching, but I fear this will not be,
and Sandy, Harriet and Glen today I will not see.
I’ll try to talk to Gloria on the telephone
explaining why it’s best today that I am alone.
Why in fifteen minutes, as they shoot the breeze.
will I be forced to lie abed, to blow my nose and sneeze?
Almond croissants and coffee and congeniality
are theirs while I am sentenced to echinacea tea!
The world just isn’t fair, my friend. I’m such a sorrowful wretch.
The only pleasure left in life to lie here and to kvetch!
It is life’s idiosyncrasy that nine times out of ten
when I most want to paint the town, instead I must stay in.
What master of the universe sees that such a function
turns out to be a flop as a method of conjunction
with busy friends that for two months I haven’t seen together
and in the one time we can meet, keeps me on such short tether?
The prompt words today are stretch, idiosyncrasy, absolute and upside. In addition, the NaPoWriMo prompt for today is to write a poem that ends in a question. Here are links to all:
https://ragtagcommunity.wordpress.com/2019/04/02/rdp-tuesday-stretch/
FOWC with Fandango — Idiosyncrasy
https://onedailyprompt.wordpress.com/2019/04/02/your-daily-word-prompt-absolute-april-2-
2019/
https://wordofthedaychallenge.wordpress.com/2019/04/02/upside/
NaPoWriMo
Aww…I hope you don’t actually have the flu. Totally enjoyed the flow, the rhyme and the fun element in this poem. ‘Why me?’ is the eternal question.
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Me, too. Hard to tell the difference anymore.
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Hope you’re feeling better, soon. 💙
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Love these sentiments! Sooo true!
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Fate plays games with us at times…(K)
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I keep getting good news and all I feel is droopier. I think it’s the news. It’s not a cold. It’s just COLD.
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Get well!
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Definitely not to be sniffed at. Get better soon
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Feel better, Judy!
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