Sixteen
She met him at the harvest dance.
An act of fate, they met by chance.
The very first grown man she kissed,
he was a traveling journalist,
and she had barely got love’s gist
when he vanished in the mist.
For reference, she had not any.
She had not made love with many
and those she’d had were only boys,
as unacquainted with the joys
of mature love as she had been,
for they were only kids, not men.
She found it tedious at best
to spoon with any of the rest,
and yet she tried, and kept a list
in which she rated and she dissed
those teenage lovers that were left
once journalism left her bereft
of seasoned lover who had pleased her
whereas all the rest just squeezed her
wrong, somehow. They smacked and cuddled,
yet, somehow, they all just muddled
what she’d had occasion once, perchance,
to experience at the harvest dance.
She finally devised a plot
wherein she could improve her lot.
She’d do a deed of much renown
to draw her lover back to town.
And this is why she planned the prank
wherein she would rob the bank.
Of course she’d send the money back.
The larcenous gene she seemed to lack,
but this would create so much news
that she was fairly sure he’d choose
to come investigate the crime,
and that would be the perfect time
to improve her skills of woo.
He’d be her prey and she’d count coup.
For a week, her schemes just perked.
She watched and waited, planned and lurked
watching for the perfect time
to enact her lovelorn crime.
And, finally, the time seemed good.
She donned a long-armed cloak with hood,
took her daddy’s gun and, masked,
said “Stick ’em up” when she was asked
if she was seeking to deposit,
distressing her, it seems, because it
seemed to cause so little pause,
from the teller, perhaps because
the teller, who was also masked,
gave her a sucker before she asked
what transaction she might mean
to request on this Halloween!
And so it was the plot was foiled.
By mistiming, her plans were spoiled.
She abandoned larceny
and resumed her tomfoolery
with the local high school boys
wherein they all discovered joys
by practice to bring that surcease
she’d sought to learn by expertise.
Prompt words for today are journalist, reference, tedious, list and pleased.

Haha! Very funny story Judy.
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Thanks, Sadje..These prompts take us in weird directions, but fun to do. Poet friends tell me this is stopping me from doing serious work, but you know what? Love it and with only so much time on my hands, figure humor is important, too.
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I agree Judy humor is very important. And the fun you have with prompts is essential too.
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That is quite the tale!
Perhaps for the best she didn’t commit the crime;
the Star would’ve sent a lady reporter this time.
And thanks for joining our prompt. 🙂
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Ha! That would have been even a better ending plot-wise. Next time I’m going to consult you before I wrap things up. I’m tempted to write an alternate ending.
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Think of the possibilities! This mature, vivacious lady reporter comes to cover the bank robbery and all the boys fall for her, so now Sixteen is left totally in the lurch — as well as behind bars. Oh, the heartbreak. And the makings of an epic. 😉
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Now you’ve done it again and bested yourself. Perfect!!!
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Hilariously charming!
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Thanks, Ab. I had no idea where that was going. At one point I thought she was going to end up in jail. So happy it had a comparatively happy ending.
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Glad she stayed out of trouble to live for another day of adventure!
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The prompts do take you to some funny places!
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That they do, Janet.
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Reblogged this on NANMYKEL.COM and commented:
So jolly! I’m reblogging
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happy you liked it, Nan.
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Wonderful.
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A really amusing tale written in a unique style! A great read.
Here’s mine!
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Thanks, Keith. Enjoyed yours, too.
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Cute story and a fun mask.
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I made it for last years kid’s camp just for the fun of it. The kids were using this basic form to make their own masks with many more embellishments.
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I used to make masks with kids in camp when I ran the school. Kids are so creative!
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