Nomenclatural Revenge
My repulsive nickname is an affront to my pride.
Whoever might have coined it most assuredly has lied.
When I queried who the rascal was, the usual rumor was
that nasty girl Rebecca, and the reason was because
I was dating Walter, the one she lusted for,
but who, because he prefers me, continues to ignore
the bodacious Rebecca, remaining in my arms
just because he prefers my considerable charms.
In spite, that bitch Rebecca says the name “Clock Face” should fit
because my face has passing time written all over it!
So I have coined a name for her. I’m going to call her “Lips”
for all the food passed through them that’s recorded on her hips!
Kiss-off, Rebecca!
Prompts today are clock face, bodacious, query, rumor.First image by Glen Hodson on Unsplash. Second photo by me.
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Hahahahaha! Great one! love the compilation!
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It took me some time to validate Nomenclatural as an actual word. I had thought perhaps nomenclaturial?
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Your humor and sweet poems make my day 😝
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Oh Simone. Your sweet comments make mine!
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Oh my.
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Haha! I’d add one prompt to this one — vindictive!
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Cute
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