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Today’s Fibbing Friday theme is “every day items redefined.”
1. Carpet. A dog that deports itself well in a car so gets to go along.
2. Flannel. What we called my Aunt Nellie who made the incredible custard we all loved.
3. Microwave. A very small, unenthusiastic flutter of the hand.
4. Timer. What the French call the sea just off the coast of Bangkok
5. Coaster. What you call it when Grandma lets two grandkids stir the pot on the stove at the same time.
6. Dish cloth. Slang word for the dress worn by a beautiful woman. (See my prior post…)
7. Bag. What be the main interest of a farmer.
8. Blender. Two often-used suffixes.
9. Grater. What the pit bull answered when his master asked him what happened to the cat.
10. Peeler. What you should offer to do for your girlfriend who spent 8 hours in the sun yesterday without sunscreen.
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Great answers, Judy! Numbers, 1, 3, and 4, especially!
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I realised they were, but could just imagine them!
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Numbers 9 and 10 made me wince, but they’re so good!
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Sorry, Esther. Will it help if I assert that they are fiction?
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All hilarious
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Loved these Judy. Maya is definitely a ‘carpet’, once the boot is open, she’s in it and won’t budge.
As for #10, been there, done that as I fell asleep on the beach and nobody woke me up.
Thanks for joining in.
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I barely got it posted before the electricity went out again. I’ve been without for most of 2 days.
Just came on…
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Blimey!
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Thanks for the Friday grins.
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Haha! Excellent answers Judy
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