“Slang with a Bang” For Fibbing Friday. Last of the Year!! 2023

Auld slang syne this week: Your interpretations please!

1. Sling your hook: What the doctor said he was going to do to Mohammed Ali when he was taken to the emergency ward with a broken left arm after his last fight.
2. Here’s mud in your eye: What the female mud wrestler said to her opponent just before she trashed her eye makeup.
3. Bun in the oven: Describing Jennifer Lopez as she stuck her head into the oven to test the temperature.
4. Twinkle Toes: Anyone going barefoot in the Mardgras parade.
5. Moolah: Money spent on enlarging one’s cattle herd.
6. Brazillian: A new term above million and trillion that described Playtex’s total income.
7. Airhead: What they call the bathroom on a jet.
8. Goof off: The challenge is not punctuated correctly.  It is what Goofy said to Pluto when he was ready for him to abandon his lap. It should read,
               Goof: “Off!”   
9. Mickey Mouse: Request made by Cinderella, arriving home exhausted from the ball. Also a bit tipsy, thus her stutter as well as her need to request help in opening the door from one of her tiny rodent companions. “Mi-c-key, Mouse!”
10. Razz: Really good with Red Beans.

For Pensivity’s Fibbing Friday. Dec 29, 2023  Image by Lawrence Makoonah on Unsplash

Silver for CFFC, Dec. 29, 2023

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Before I came to Mexico, I made jewelry, and my favorite pieces always told stories.  The first brooch represented my two loves: art and writing. The second is my dad and me on trips out to the ranch.  The figure of the man looks exactly like my dad, right down to the hat and the khakhi shirt that he always wore.  The third photo I took of a basked full of my silver rings.—only one of them made by me.  The last photo above is of an ebony heart that was decked out with different stories of my life, including little silver Dutch shoes that represented the homeland of both my grandfather and my grandmother’s parents.

When I first posted this, I had said that none  are four views of the only silver ring I remember ever making, for an assignment in my first silversmithing class. I hand cut out the figures, which represented different places I had lived in my life. I soldered them onto a band and then decided it was too broad for my finger, so I hand-sawed around all the figures to make this weird little end result.  That’s me leaping from my neighborhood in L.A. to my isolated mountain house up in the redwoods. From palm trees to Redwoods. There is no way I’d be capable of making such an intricate labor-intensive piece now!!!

 

For CFFC

Altered Jade Plant Flower for FOTD Dec 29, 2023

 

For Cee’s FOTD

On the Road to. . . .? For Which Way

 

 

I love the story that this photo tells. You tell me yours and I’ll tell you mine. Click to enlarge and look closely.

For Cee’s Which Way Challenge

Quandry, for the Three Things Challenge

Quandry

When your thinking is simplistic, it’s bound to be confusing.
And if you are not organized, the logic that you’re using
may lead you ’round in circles with the result that you’re not
successful in discovering the answers that you sought.

 

 

For the Three Things Challenge, the words are: SIMPLISTIC ORGANISED CONFUSING

Jade Plant Bloom for Cee’s FOTD Dec 28, 2023

 

For Cee;s FOTD

Don’t Fence Me In! for Cee’s CMMC, Dec 2023

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For CMMC, DEC 2023: Fences

Heart of a Poinsettia: FOTD Dec 27, 2023

 

Do you see the visitor?

For Cee’s FOTD

What I Did On Xmas Day! For Share Your World, Dec 25, 2023

The Share Your World questions for today are:

What will you be eating today?  I cooked a spiral-cut ham and made sangria. I also bought a pecan pie. My friend  Brad brought a Caesar salad and cheesy potatoes made in his crockpot. Larry and Elizabeth and Kathy brought a green bean casserole and buñuelos and Dianne brought a mocha flan cake and tres leches cake. 

What was your favorite gift? Elizabeth brought us all tea towels from her line of Indian-created clothing and house goods. She also gave me a wonderful book bag and cosmetic case but my very favorite was an incredible large hand-embroidered silk scarf that is simply stunning. It is large enough to make a blouse out of, but the problem is which side to present on the outside as both sides are incredible and each is a different color. Perhaps I’ll have to have it made reversible.  I’ll show a photo of it tomorrow.

Do your pets get to join in with the fun?
My dogs are very very naughty when it comes to guests. They just go a bit crazy, so I put them in the lower garden. (Not the lot below, as they can easily escape from it.). This they did not like, and voiced their protests. Then my friend brought her very large German Shepherd and after a few warning barks and growls, we let her in with my banshees and they seemed to get along all right, but during the day, especially when it was feeding time, it got complicated. I must take them for obedience training or have them take me for obedience trining.  I actually gave them all doggie tranquilizers given to me by their vet, but I didn’t see that it made much of a difference.

Gratitude: For my friend Brad who usually furnishes the solution to my problems and who brought a wall mount for the echo he brought me for the bedroom a month or more ago (which we still haven’t gotten installed) and a scraper to replace what he considers to be my substandard one. (Forgetting that he had already replaced it earlier, but no problem,  because who doesn’t need two good kitchen scrapers?)

Also, gratitude for the good conversation and the contribution to the meal by my friends.

What is the worst bit, if any, about celebrating?  The dishes, but luckily everyone listened when I said I would rather spend our time talking and would not let them help.  When they left, I put away the food, cleared off the table and rinsed off all the dishes and piled them in the sink and on the counter. An hour or so later, I emptied the dishwasher of yesterday’s clean dishes and filled it with our comida dishes, then washed the rest by hand. I used my wooden-handled good flatware, so washed all of it by hand, as well as the fragile wine goblets and my favorite square sangria glasses. Actually, in the end it was very satisfying to end up with the job finished. I have a sneaking suspicion that Yolanda will show up tomorrow since I wouldn’t let her come either Xmas Eve or today…and it  will be fun to see her reaction when she sees I did it all.

After the Celebration!

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And now, at 2 AM and 8 hours after the main event—to all a good night!!!

(I know. Very strange to show everything after cleanup rather than during the event, but it wasn’t until afterwards that I actually had time to take photos!)

Crossing the Fence: For FOTD Dec 26, 2023

I tried cropping the improvised chicken wire doggie fence but somehow, I like the photo better with it. I also like that Paciano hasn’t trimmed back this errant branch that shoots out from the bush. My plants are as unruly as my dogs!!!

For Cee’s FOTD