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For Fibbing Friday, Feb 7, 2025

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For Fibbing Friday this week, the task at hand is to define:

  • Cachinnate: To put something away
  • Cacoethes: A Greek famous for his addiction to chocolate
  • Callipygian: A descriptive word for someone who makes phone calls to swine..
  • Confabulate: Someone in favor of washing garments at the last moment possible.
  • Cankerblossom:  Herpes outbreaks on the lips
  • Chicanery:  The act of flirting with girls
  • Cloff: To jump off a precipice
  • Canorous :Description of a teacher given to not sparing the rod as a disciplinary measure
  • Coxcomb: To straighten the feathers on a rooster
  • Clishmaclaver: Nickname of the youngest daughter of a Scottish laundress

Reblog of Archon’s Den’s Brilliant Answers for Last Week’s Fibbing Friday

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I must reblog these brilliant answers by Archon and his daughter to last week’s Fibbing Friday.  Cliick on the below link to see them:
 
https://archonsden.wordpress.com/2025/01/31/subcontracted-fibbing-friday/#comments?page_id=17230

For Fibbing Friday, Jan 10, 2025

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For Fibbing Friday the challenge is:

1.   Bafflegab–cryptic statements
2.   Batrachomyomachy-The study of the language of vampires.
3.   Boondoggle-The study of the language of Daniel Boone’s hound.
4.   Borborygmus-Who must be made to shut up?
5.   Bowyang-A male archer.
6.   Blitzkrieg-Breakfast served on the morning of a military attack.
7.   Brimborion-The protective sun brim on a celestial hunter’s hat.
8.   Boffola-a Hawaiian bison
9.   Boff-What you be when you leave.
10. Buzzwig-A bee’s hairpiece.

For Fibbing Friday, Jan 3, 2025

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I can’t believe it. Instead of doing today’s Fibbing Friday, I redid one from May that I’d done before but obviously didn’t remember. I should compare daffynitions and see if I repeated any!
At any rater below are Today’s Actual Fibbing Friday prompts as well as my answers.

1. What is a didgeridoo? Impertinent question asked by your buddies when you got home from a date.
2. What is a wombat? What girls hit a baseball  with.
3. What is a jerry can? What Jerry Seinfeld’s brother used to say when his mom asked which of them wanted to sweep the porch for her.
4. What is a beaker? A bird, duh.
5. What is a photofit? A picture that is the right size for the picture holder in your wallet.
6. What is meant by pluck? When you make it to the bathroom in time.
7. What is a cat nap? The direction a cat’s hair grows in.
8. Where will you find a winder? At the funeral of her husband.
9. What is a crosshair? A mad rabbit.
10. What is an effigy? A combination of a rude swear word and an acceptable one.

For Fibbing Friday

for Fibbing Friday, Jan 3, 2025 (Oops..new answers but I mistakenly did prompts from May 3)

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For Fibbing Friday  the challenge is:

1. What is a Moo Moo? A Moo Moo is the Mau Mau name for cow. (The “Mau Maus” were a group of Kenyan fighters, primarily from the Kikuyu tribe, who engaged in a violent rebellion against British colonial rule in Kenya during the 1950s.)

2. What is a Bow Wow? A particularly primo piece of sports equipment made to deliver an arrow to its target.

3. What is a Gee Gee? An utterance of admiration made by a stutterer.

4. What is a Botty Cough? Sound made by a robot with a cold.

5. What is a Chookie Egg? Breakfast served on a train.

6. What is a Choo Choo? The means of masticating one’s breakfast on a train.

7. What is a Tick Tock? The means of communication of insects that burrow into one’s skin and suck blood.

8. What is a Paw Paw? The left hand(s) of conjoined twins.

9. What is a Heffalump? A cow’s udder.

10. What are Jammies?  A baby’s pajamas after feeding himself his own breakfast toast for the first time..

 

More Fibbin’, Dec 20, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday, the brain teasers this week are:

1. Why is a Pantomime thus called? Because one of her suit cuffs got caught in the lawnmower and pulled off but she still performs her act with one leg bare!
2. Why was the White Rabbit late? Pregnant.
3. What happened when Aladdin rubbed the lamp for the first time? He was double-tasking and ordering a pizza online at the same time so totally wasted his first wish on a pepperoni pizza!! It was, however, an extremely fast delivery.
4. How many ugly sisters were there? No one knew because  their habits were veiled back then.
5. What did Jack exchange for the magic beans? Bitcoin.
6. Why do they always shout ‘It’s behind you!!’ Because try as you will, you still can never remember where you keep your wallet!!
7. What was the house in the woods made of that Hansel and Gretel found?  S’witches.
8. Who owned The Mirror Mirror on the wall? A stutterer.
9. What was the name of Dick Whittington’s cat? Penileope.
10. Who was Tinkerbell? The town handyman’s girlfriend.

Oh, how I love this prompt!!!!

Photo thanks to Google.

 

Christmas Funnies for Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the challenges to lie about are:

1.  Who invented Elf on the Shelf?  That house-organizer lady you hired to come help you sort out your Xmas decorations.
2.  Have you been naughty or nice? Yes.
3.  Who or what is The Beast from the East? Can’t remember his name but I’m fairly sure Trump has appointed him to some crucial position.
4.  Who was Santa’s Little Helper? Mrs. Santa, before she put on all that weight from taste-testing her Xmas cookies.
5.  What is a Yule log? A to-do list.  First, yule do this, then this and this and this.
6.  What is marzipan? What happens when you gouge a stuck cherry pie out of the pan you baked it in.
7.  What is Egg Nog? The condition of your head after drinking too much holiday cheer.
8.  Why is there a fairy on the top of the Christmas Tree (be polite!) You are misinformed. That winged creature is an angel, not a fairy. I am “fairyly” sure of that fact.
9.  What are baubles? Tongue-tied babblings.
10. What is a tree skirt? When you cut a wide swath around the Christmas tree, fearing you’ll collide with an ornament.

For Fibbing Friday, Dec 6, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the questions to answer are:

1.   Who saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?  Not daddy, that’s for sure!!!
2.   All I want for Christmas is for someone else to put the lights up on my tree.
3.   Rockin’ around the chain gang.
4.    How did Buttons get his name? From his master the tailor.
5.    I wish it could be Saturday night in 1963 on a date with my high school boyfriend.
6.    Last Christmas, I gave you Covid.
7.    Who was the eighth dwarf? Mickey Rooney.
8.   Why was Rudolph’s nose red? Minus zero degree temperatures.
9.   Why didn’t Cinderella’s glass slipper crack? It was made of polycarbonate glass.
10.  Who was the Frog Prince? Louis I de Bourbon

 

More Lies, for Fibbing Friday, Nov 29, 2024

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Original of this altered photo thanks to Unsplash.

For Fibbing Friday, the terms to invent definitions for this week are:

1. What are Porkies, Chorkies and Morkies? Meat pies made of pigs, chickens or extraterrestrial comedians visiting Mindy.

2. Why did the Wicked Witch of the West melt? Improper summer clothing.

3. Will Smith said ‘I’ve got to get me one of these’. What was he referring to? A chili dog.

4. Why aren’t dumb blondes quiet? Because we are too dumb to know when to stop talking.

5. Why do they call it ‘High Tea?’ Because somebody saturated the sugar cubes with LSD!

6. What makes a banana split? Old age.

7. What happened when the Princess kissed the frog for a second time? He kissed her back and she turned into a frog.

8. What goes best on rhubarb? Someone else’s lips, teeth and gums.

9. How is the best way to serve coffee? In a cup.

10. Why are rock buns so called?  Three days old.

for Fibbing Friday, Nov 22, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the words to define this week are:

1.    Airag: An unkind statement made by a stewardess while aloft.
2.   Balut: Rudolf Nureyev’s personal male attendant, responsible for his clothes and appearance
3.   Beondegi: Where be de word “giant” on de Scrabble board!!!
4.   Durian: What the Balinese couple named their stinky baby.
5.   Escamoles: Inuit sauces.
6.   Hákarl: The fourth Marx brother.
7.   Khash: What Kim Kardashian calls her private stash.
8.   Salo: The reduction of prices in a store in Mexico.
9.   Scrapple: An argument over the legitimacy of a Scrabble word.
10. Stargazey Pie: What the observatory restaurant serves for dessert.