I’m a martyr to the language, a proponent of its usage. Malapropisms shatter me. I cringe at their abusage. I’m a verbal junkie. I use language every day. Rare is the occasion where I don’t know what to say. Yet, mere crude modern vulgarisms rarely cross my lips. I cling to formal usage—give gratuities, not tips. I need not stoop to schmutzwortsuche, for I’m never bored. There are so many nicer words in books where words are stored. But if a vulgarism is your quip of last resort, at least please choose a clever one for your rude retort!
Chronopromptophobia is the fear that your prompt will not be posted in time for you to write it before you need to get on with the day.
Etymology: from the Latin roots chron: having to do with time; prompt: to urge forward (ironically, this also designates timeliness, as in “on time”); and phobia: fear.
The original term was coined in 2014/2015 when a major world blogging site experienced a series of breakdowns wherein prompts were either not published or were published so late in the day that the world economy suffered from the number of bloggers who called in sick to work to enable them to sit home and check every few minutes to see if the prompt was posted.
The Prompt: Play Lexicographer–Create a new word and explain its meaning and etymology.In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “Play Lexicographer.”