This quote by Mojo is so hilarious and topical that I had to share it with you for my last quote of the day. Anyone who wishes to, please hop on the bandwagon and share your quotes. HERE are the rules. Thanks, Rugby, for nominating me.
Tag Archives: Quotations
Atomic Wisdom
The Universe is made up of protons, neurons, electrons and morons”
––Neil deGrasse Tyson
Rules of Engagement

There are times when two people need to walk away from each other,
but there is no rule that says they have to turn around and fire. ––Robert Breault
This is another zinger from my friend Georgia, who sends us a quote a day. Had to share this one as well as the one I shared yesterday. jdbphoto
Con-fusion
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Marilyn Armstrong challenged me to write a poem based on this quotation:
“We are not retreating. We are advancing in another direction.”
–General Douglas MacArthur
General Con-fusionIf he advances while retreating,
is throwing up just reverse eating?
Can he freeze ice cubes by unheating?
Is standing up simply unseating?
I didn’t litter. I’m un-neating.
When we press clothes, are we de-pleating?
He left , so are we now un-meeting?
The Proposal
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Owen “Beleaguered” Servant provided this quote for my next poetry prompt:
“How quick come the reasons for approving what we like.” – Jane AustenThe Proposal
How did you make your way into my heart?
Quick, tell the answer before we next part.
Come into my comfort, then comfort me back.
The way of the pair beats the way of the pack.
Reasons are given for all that we do–
For the ways that we love and the ways that we woo.
Approving my actions in loving you is
What wins you my love and wins you this kiss.
We swear to each other that we will be true
Like all the lovers in storybooks do.Like brides and their bridegrooms and lieges and kings,
We shall swear our obeisance and seal it with rings.
What others have done is what we will do.
Approving tradition will make one of two.
For the rest of our lives, if they revile and chide us,
Reason’s not the only thing that will guide us.
The love we keep strong will keep us together.
Come be my steed, and I’ll be thy tether.
Quick, take my hand and give me thy pledge.
How we’ll kiss in the meadow and roll in the sedge.(Judy’s note: If you haven’t already noticed, please look for the quote within the poem.
Actually, it is repeated twice. Hint: Look at the bold words.)Listen to the Babe was the person who invited me to do this three-part prompt. See her blog HERE.
Stronger
3 Quotes Challenge: Day Three
When the cop pulled me over, he said, “Your eyes are red, have you been drinking?” I replied “Your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating donuts?” We laughed and laughed . . . I need bail money.
–Aunty Acid

