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For Fibbing Friday, Jan 10, 2025

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For Fibbing Friday the challenge is:

1.   Bafflegab–cryptic statements
2.   Batrachomyomachy-The study of the language of vampires.
3.   Boondoggle-The study of the language of Daniel Boone’s hound.
4.   Borborygmus-Who must be made to shut up?
5.   Bowyang-A male archer.
6.   Blitzkrieg-Breakfast served on the morning of a military attack.
7.   Brimborion-The protective sun brim on a celestial hunter’s hat.
8.   Boffola-a Hawaiian bison
9.   Boff-What you be when you leave.
10. Buzzwig-A bee’s hairpiece.

For Fibbing Friday, Jan 3, 2025

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I can’t believe it. Instead of doing today’s Fibbing Friday, I redid one from May that I’d done before but obviously didn’t remember. I should compare daffynitions and see if I repeated any!
At any rater below are Today’s Actual Fibbing Friday prompts as well as my answers.

1. What is a didgeridoo? Impertinent question asked by your buddies when you got home from a date.
2. What is a wombat? What girls hit a baseball  with.
3. What is a jerry can? What Jerry Seinfeld’s brother used to say when his mom asked which of them wanted to sweep the porch for her.
4. What is a beaker? A bird, duh.
5. What is a photofit? A picture that is the right size for the picture holder in your wallet.
6. What is meant by pluck? When you make it to the bathroom in time.
7. What is a cat nap? The direction a cat’s hair grows in.
8. Where will you find a winder? At the funeral of her husband.
9. What is a crosshair? A mad rabbit.
10. What is an effigy? A combination of a rude swear word and an acceptable one.

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for Fibbing Friday, Jan 3, 2025 (Oops..new answers but I mistakenly did prompts from May 3)

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For Fibbing Friday  the challenge is:

1. What is a Moo Moo? A Moo Moo is the Mau Mau name for cow. (The “Mau Maus” were a group of Kenyan fighters, primarily from the Kikuyu tribe, who engaged in a violent rebellion against British colonial rule in Kenya during the 1950s.)

2. What is a Bow Wow? A particularly primo piece of sports equipment made to deliver an arrow to its target.

3. What is a Gee Gee? An utterance of admiration made by a stutterer.

4. What is a Botty Cough? Sound made by a robot with a cold.

5. What is a Chookie Egg? Breakfast served on a train.

6. What is a Choo Choo? The means of masticating one’s breakfast on a train.

7. What is a Tick Tock? The means of communication of insects that burrow into one’s skin and suck blood.

8. What is a Paw Paw? The left hand(s) of conjoined twins.

9. What is a Heffalump? A cow’s udder.

10. What are Jammies?  A baby’s pajamas after feeding himself his own breakfast toast for the first time..

 

Here it is Again! Fibbing Friday, Dec 27, 2024

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1.  Ackamarackus:  What my father used to say every time someone began to play the shakers in Latin music.
2.  Anencephalous: What some people accuse a man with tiny feet of also having.
3.  Antediluvian: What they call a boy who has finally agreed to give up his Teddy bear.
4.  Accismus: The next holiday after a Thanksgiving.
5.  Agelast: The woman in a beauty shop whose main job is to put gel in your damp hair before blow-drying it. 
6.  Arabinose: What they call a Palesitinian man’s large proboscis
7.  Antimacassar: What they call a man who curses every time he passes a Macdonald’s Hamburger Spot.
8.  Anagrammatic: What Anna became after graduating from college with a degree in English.
9.  Aichmophobia: Someone with a dread of pain.
10. Atrabilious: Someone who develops a stomach disorder every time they hear music sung by Ol’ Blue Eyes.

 

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More Fibbin’, Dec 20, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday, the brain teasers this week are:

1. Why is a Pantomime thus called? Because one of her suit cuffs got caught in the lawnmower and pulled off but she still performs her act with one leg bare!
2. Why was the White Rabbit late? Pregnant.
3. What happened when Aladdin rubbed the lamp for the first time? He was double-tasking and ordering a pizza online at the same time so totally wasted his first wish on a pepperoni pizza!! It was, however, an extremely fast delivery.
4. How many ugly sisters were there? No one knew because  their habits were veiled back then.
5. What did Jack exchange for the magic beans? Bitcoin.
6. Why do they always shout ‘It’s behind you!!’ Because try as you will, you still can never remember where you keep your wallet!!
7. What was the house in the woods made of that Hansel and Gretel found?  S’witches.
8. Who owned The Mirror Mirror on the wall? A stutterer.
9. What was the name of Dick Whittington’s cat? Penileope.
10. Who was Tinkerbell? The town handyman’s girlfriend.

Oh, how I love this prompt!!!!

Photo thanks to Google.

 

Christmas Funnies for Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the challenges to lie about are:

1.  Who invented Elf on the Shelf?  That house-organizer lady you hired to come help you sort out your Xmas decorations.
2.  Have you been naughty or nice? Yes.
3.  Who or what is The Beast from the East? Can’t remember his name but I’m fairly sure Trump has appointed him to some crucial position.
4.  Who was Santa’s Little Helper? Mrs. Santa, before she put on all that weight from taste-testing her Xmas cookies.
5.  What is a Yule log? A to-do list.  First, yule do this, then this and this and this.
6.  What is marzipan? What happens when you gouge a stuck cherry pie out of the pan you baked it in.
7.  What is Egg Nog? The condition of your head after drinking too much holiday cheer.
8.  Why is there a fairy on the top of the Christmas Tree (be polite!) You are misinformed. That winged creature is an angel, not a fairy. I am “fairyly” sure of that fact.
9.  What are baubles? Tongue-tied babblings.
10. What is a tree skirt? When you cut a wide swath around the Christmas tree, fearing you’ll collide with an ornament.

For Fibbing Friday, Dec 6, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the questions to answer are:

1.   Who saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?  Not daddy, that’s for sure!!!
2.   All I want for Christmas is for someone else to put the lights up on my tree.
3.   Rockin’ around the chain gang.
4.    How did Buttons get his name? From his master the tailor.
5.    I wish it could be Saturday night in 1963 on a date with my high school boyfriend.
6.    Last Christmas, I gave you Covid.
7.    Who was the eighth dwarf? Mickey Rooney.
8.   Why was Rudolph’s nose red? Minus zero degree temperatures.
9.   Why didn’t Cinderella’s glass slipper crack? It was made of polycarbonate glass.
10.  Who was the Frog Prince? Louis I de Bourbon

 

for Fibbing Friday, Nov 22, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the words to define this week are:

1.    Airag: An unkind statement made by a stewardess while aloft.
2.   Balut: Rudolf Nureyev’s personal male attendant, responsible for his clothes and appearance
3.   Beondegi: Where be de word “giant” on de Scrabble board!!!
4.   Durian: What the Balinese couple named their stinky baby.
5.   Escamoles: Inuit sauces.
6.   Hákarl: The fourth Marx brother.
7.   Khash: What Kim Kardashian calls her private stash.
8.   Salo: The reduction of prices in a store in Mexico.
9.   Scrapple: An argument over the legitimacy of a Scrabble word.
10. Stargazey Pie: What the observatory restaurant serves for dessert.

Fibbing Friday for Nov 15, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday, the challenging words to lie about are:

1.  What is a decibel? Mr. Arnaz’s wife,  Lucille Ball
2.  What is an imbecile? Answer to the question, “What you be doing on April Fool’s Day?”
3.  What is meant by an ‘impasse’? An admission by someone who is obviously out of date in their clothing choice.
4.  What is a monogram? One’s one surviving mother of one’s mom or dad.
5.  What is smorf? The sound an aardvark with a cold makes.
6.  What is a precedent? The leader of our country.
7.  What is anaglypta ? A nag is usually mainly lip ta her husband.
8.  What is a skewbald? Someone as hairless as a cue ball.
9.  What are kitten heels? The backs of kitten feet, obviously!!!
10. What is a pascal? A demand made by your father.

(I found Lucille Ball’s photo on several websites without attribution.)

for Fibbing Friday, Nov. 1, 2024

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                                                                                                  Photo thanks to Givenchy

The words we were given to concoct definitions for this Friday are:

1. Vemödalen: The note my German friends  left me when they unexpectedly had to leave for a photo shoot for Givenchy.

2. Anecdoche: A poetic device in which the ending word of each line must rhyme with the word “neck.”

3. Ellipsism: An addiction to the  excessive use of  . . .’s in one’s writing.

4. Kuebiko: A Japanese baby much given to making adorable sounds bound to win over adoring adults

5. Lachesism: An addiction to making sure all doors and windows in a house are secure.

6. Exulansis: A scientific study which deals with the ananlysis of what creates happiness.

7. Adronitis: An addiction for sending cameras into the sky to spy on one’s neighbors.

8. Onism: An unnatural need to acquire possessions.

9. Altschmerz: A sudden pain brought on when flying at a high altitude.

10. Occhiolism: A neurotic need to follow one nightcap with seven more.

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