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More Fibbin’, Dec 20, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday, the brain teasers this week are:

1. Why is a Pantomime thus called? Because one of her suit cuffs got caught in the lawnmower and pulled off but she still performs her act with one leg bare!
2. Why was the White Rabbit late? Pregnant.
3. What happened when Aladdin rubbed the lamp for the first time? He was double-tasking and ordering a pizza online at the same time so totally wasted his first wish on a pepperoni pizza!! It was, however, an extremely fast delivery.
4. How many ugly sisters were there? No one knew because  their habits were veiled back then.
5. What did Jack exchange for the magic beans? Bitcoin.
6. Why do they always shout ‘It’s behind you!!’ Because try as you will, you still can never remember where you keep your wallet!!
7. What was the house in the woods made of that Hansel and Gretel found?  S’witches.
8. Who owned The Mirror Mirror on the wall? A stutterer.
9. What was the name of Dick Whittington’s cat? Penileope.
10. Who was Tinkerbell? The town handyman’s girlfriend.

Oh, how I love this prompt!!!!

Photo thanks to Google.

 

Christmas Funnies for Fibbing Friday

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For Fibbing Friday, the challenges to lie about are:

1.  Who invented Elf on the Shelf?  That house-organizer lady you hired to come help you sort out your Xmas decorations.
2.  Have you been naughty or nice? Yes.
3.  Who or what is The Beast from the East? Can’t remember his name but I’m fairly sure Trump has appointed him to some crucial position.
4.  Who was Santa’s Little Helper? Mrs. Santa, before she put on all that weight from taste-testing her Xmas cookies.
5.  What is a Yule log? A to-do list.  First, yule do this, then this and this and this.
6.  What is marzipan? What happens when you gouge a stuck cherry pie out of the pan you baked it in.
7.  What is Egg Nog? The condition of your head after drinking too much holiday cheer.
8.  Why is there a fairy on the top of the Christmas Tree (be polite!) You are misinformed. That winged creature is an angel, not a fairy. I am “fairyly” sure of that fact.
9.  What are baubles? Tongue-tied babblings.
10. What is a tree skirt? When you cut a wide swath around the Christmas tree, fearing you’ll collide with an ornament.

For Fibbing Friday, Dec 6, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the questions to answer are:

1.   Who saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus?  Not daddy, that’s for sure!!!
2.   All I want for Christmas is for someone else to put the lights up on my tree.
3.   Rockin’ around the chain gang.
4.    How did Buttons get his name? From his master the tailor.
5.    I wish it could be Saturday night in 1963 on a date with my high school boyfriend.
6.    Last Christmas, I gave you Covid.
7.    Who was the eighth dwarf? Mickey Rooney.
8.   Why was Rudolph’s nose red? Minus zero degree temperatures.
9.   Why didn’t Cinderella’s glass slipper crack? It was made of polycarbonate glass.
10.  Who was the Frog Prince? Louis I de Bourbon

 

for Fibbing Friday, Nov 22, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the words to define this week are:

1.    Airag: An unkind statement made by a stewardess while aloft.
2.   Balut: Rudolf Nureyev’s personal male attendant, responsible for his clothes and appearance
3.   Beondegi: Where be de word “giant” on de Scrabble board!!!
4.   Durian: What the Balinese couple named their stinky baby.
5.   Escamoles: Inuit sauces.
6.   Hákarl: The fourth Marx brother.
7.   Khash: What Kim Kardashian calls her private stash.
8.   Salo: The reduction of prices in a store in Mexico.
9.   Scrapple: An argument over the legitimacy of a Scrabble word.
10. Stargazey Pie: What the observatory restaurant serves for dessert.

Fibbing Friday for Nov 15, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday, the challenging words to lie about are:

1.  What is a decibel? Mr. Arnaz’s wife,  Lucille Ball
2.  What is an imbecile? Answer to the question, “What you be doing on April Fool’s Day?”
3.  What is meant by an ‘impasse’? An admission by someone who is obviously out of date in their clothing choice.
4.  What is a monogram? One’s one surviving mother of one’s mom or dad.
5.  What is smorf? The sound an aardvark with a cold makes.
6.  What is a precedent? The leader of our country.
7.  What is anaglypta ? A nag is usually mainly lip ta her husband.
8.  What is a skewbald? Someone as hairless as a cue ball.
9.  What are kitten heels? The backs of kitten feet, obviously!!!
10. What is a pascal? A demand made by your father.

(I found Lucille Ball’s photo on several websites without attribution.)

for Fibbing Friday, Nov. 1, 2024

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                                                                                                  Photo thanks to Givenchy

The words we were given to concoct definitions for this Friday are:

1. Vemödalen: The note my German friends  left me when they unexpectedly had to leave for a photo shoot for Givenchy.

2. Anecdoche: A poetic device in which the ending word of each line must rhyme with the word “neck.”

3. Ellipsism: An addiction to the  excessive use of  . . .’s in one’s writing.

4. Kuebiko: A Japanese baby much given to making adorable sounds bound to win over adoring adults

5. Lachesism: An addiction to making sure all doors and windows in a house are secure.

6. Exulansis: A scientific study which deals with the ananlysis of what creates happiness.

7. Adronitis: An addiction for sending cameras into the sky to spy on one’s neighbors.

8. Onism: An unnatural need to acquire possessions.

9. Altschmerz: A sudden pain brought on when flying at a high altitude.

10. Occhiolism: A neurotic need to follow one nightcap with seven more.

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For Fibbing Friday, Oct 25, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the words to “refine”  are:

1. Sonder:  S on der is reds spelled backwards.
2. Opia: Anyone else’s myopia except for mine.
3. Monachopsis: What  happened when my sister went out with Mona’s boyfriend!
4. Énouement: Falling action on the “e channel.”
5. Vellichor: Vaht es in the middle of your stomach.
6. Rubatosis: What ballerinas do after an especially vigorous session.
7. Kenopsia: An animal’s extreme aversion to being pent up in a cage.
8. Liberosis: The distinctive odor of a collection of books in a tropical region during a period of high humidity.
9. Jouska: A fruity breakfast drink in Russia.
10. Chrysalism: An addiction to picking cocoons out of blankets. (If you don’t understand this one, it might help to go HERE and then  HERE.)

 

Photo thanks to Dancewear Nation.

For Fibbing Friday, Oct 18, 2024

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The words for Fibbing Friday are:

1. Rubaboo: What you do when you hit your arm hard against something!
2. Wampum: What you should do to a fresh date.
3. Taradiddle: What Rhett called his affair with Scarlett!
4. Yitten?:  What the shy cowboy asked the school marm to ask her out to dinner.
5. Dingus: What the hit and run driver did.
6. Pronk: What the stuffy British governess called the joke pulled on her by her charges.
7. Fipple: A cross between a fig and an apple.
8. Bupkis: What be the opposite of a down kiss.
9. Deckled: What the ship’s officer did to the pretty new passenger.
10. Brouhaha: A giggle prompted by lofting a few too many beers!!!

for Fibbin’ Friday, Oct 4, 2024

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For Fibbin’ Friday the words given to define are:

1.  What is a paddywhack? A spanking given with thick gloves on.
2.  What is a goujon?  What Joe Namath’s fans were doing as they cheered him on.
3.  What is a bichon frise? A female dog who has just ingested a plate of McDonald’s potatoes.
4.  What is a botanist? Someone who has just had lip injections.
5.  What is meant by jocular? Someone addicted to dating football players. 
6.  What is a reamer? Someone who misses the archery target and tries again.
7.  What is couscous? Sounds made by a stuttering dove.
8.  What does it mean to chortle? To do a tiny task.
9.  What is a niblick? The application of the tongue to the pointed end of a pen.
10. What is lancing?  What a French exterminator does.

Fibbing Friday, Sept 27, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday, the task is to define these terms:

1.    Merry-go-sorry: It’s Xmas, and in the middle of wishing them season’s greetings, you realize someone is in great distress and so you  apologize and let them skip ahead of you into the restroom. .

2.    Momist: A momma’s boy

3.    Obfuscate: What Prince William calls his wife when she is pregnant and in a bad mood.

4.    Obnubilate: that affectionate gesture an expectant father makes when rubbing his wife’s baby bump.

5.    Peacockize: To change the channel to NBC

6.    Sillytonian: A musician who provides background music for cartoons.

7.   Slug-a-bed: A sleeping worm

8.   Snout-fair: A pig fest. (Or, a meeting of plastic surgeons.)

9.   Teen: A suffix that adds angst to the numbers four, six, seven eight and nine. 

10.  Wasteheart: The organ of the body that is clothed by a waistcoat.

11.  Whiffler: Someone who makes the final decision regarding fragrances in a perfume factory. (Or, alternatively, a farting baby.)