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Happy Friday the 13th, 2024 Fibbing Friday!!!

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For Fibbing Friday, Sept.13, 2024 the prompts are:

1. If flower seeds give us flowers and tomato seeds give us tomatoes, what does bird seed give us? An Antarctic explorer.
2. How do you make a cat flap? Put  him out the window of an airplane in flight and hold on tight!
3. Why is Friday 13th considered unlucky? The number 13 is unlucky because there were 13 people at the Last Supper and the reason Friday is unlucky is because your bad luck from it being the 13th  is going to cause you to miss the weekend.
4. When is the Witching Hour? Right after the I Ching Hour. 
5. Are familiars always cats? Yes, but then so are strangers.
6. Where did McDonald’s originate? The Edinburgh Trump Tower.
7. What was the first thing Sleeping Beauty said when roused from sleep by her prince? So what happened to the frog?
8. What’s the difference between a sink and a basin?  kba
9. Why does the wind howl? Because it has been whipped around too many corners.
10. Why do we say swinging the lead?  Because we are celebrating  getting the lead out and getting on with it.

More Fibs for Fibbing Friday, Sept 6, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday the challenge is:
Some real silliness this week inspired by song lyrics, daft thoughts that entered my head and fill ins from the internet.

1. What is a ‘da doo ron ron’? What a baby says when his daddy does something naughty.
2. What is meant by ‘de do do do, de dah dah dah’? What do horny mothers do? 
3. What is a Rock a doodle do? The sound an obsessively rhotic  rooster makes.
4. How would you define the word PRICKLE? An insufficiently de-bristled cucumber preserved in vinegar .
5. What is an airhead? A person addicted to oxygen.
6. What is Mahna Mahna? The husband of a Womahna Womahna.
7. What is a rockin’ robin?  A red-breasted bird in a popular nightclub.
8. What is a hoecake? Dessert served in a bordello.
9. Why did Tiny Tim ‘Tiptoe Through The Tulips?’ Because he didn’t want them biting him.
10. Why isn’t it easy being green? Because people keep expecting you to mature and change colors.

For Fibbing Friday, Aug 30, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday,  The task at hand is:

1.  What is a gigolo? A short laugh.
2.  What is meant by paramount?  Two mounted horses, walking abreast
3.  What is a scenario? The breaking of any one of the Ten Commandments  in the second most populous city of Brazil.
4.  How many fingers do fish have? None. They are all periodically removed, breaded, fried, fast-frozen and packaged to sell in supermarkets.
5.  What is a bell hop? A debutant ball in the South.
6.  Why do pets ‘shed’? Because they find his comments embarrassing.
7.  What is the difference between toilet tissue and toilet paper? One you read to pass time on the potty and the other you use when you are finished reading and ready to “depot.”
8.  What is a chalet? A short jerky movement executed while dancing the cha cha 
9.  What is a clog? What a blogger calls his or her writer’s block.
10. Why can Lego™ be dangerous? Because someone free soloing up the face of a  mountain might obey someone who thoughtlessly shouts it from below!!!!

For Fibbing Friday, Aug 23, 2024

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For Fibbing Friday  the day’s task is: These are all legitimate medications, but how would you describe them (does not have to be medicine)?

1. Ciprofloxacin: The eighth deadly sin.

2. Domperidone: An expensive wine.

3. Idebenone: What I’d be if I’d never been born.

4. Anakinra: A 19th century tragedy by Leo Tolstoy

5. Cisplatin: Braiding my sister’s hair.

6. Pancuronium: A radioactive treatment used to cure pancreatic cancer.

7. Xgeva: What I gave my former best friend for Christmas.

8. Dihydroergotamine: Advice shouted to my friend Diane’s friend standing on the sideline during our marathon race   that I have my water but to give her more to drink!!!

9. Bloxiverz: A poem written for one’s blog.

10. Phosex: Making love long distance.

More Blather For Fibbing Friday, Aug 16, 2024

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Top Cat, Top O’ the Wall

For Fibbing Friday, Aug 16, 2024  the prompts to define are:

  1. Ambidexter: Dexter’s answer to the gender question on his draft papers.

2. Blatherskite: What townsfolk call the cat of the town gossip.

3. Breviloquent: How one would describe a well-presented short speech.

4. Crapulence: Any speech by Donald Trump.

5. Graumangere: A dog trainer specializing in threatening dogs.

6. Grimoire: Material for a burial shroud.

7. Illaudible: Sounds heard while upchucking.

8. Podsnappery: Static heard over earbuds.

9. Poetaster: A literary cannibal.

10. Polemic: An Irish resident of the northernmost point on Earth.

For Fibbing Friday, Aug 9, 2024

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The prompts for Fibbing Friday this week are:

As we have a fortnight of the Olympics, here are the other 10 questions in the newsletter this month. Fib away for gold my friends!

  1. In which four years have the modern Olympics been cancelled? During the four years when they chose not to stage them.

  2. When were women first permitted to compete in the modern Olympics? During the Second World War when all of the men chose to enter the sharp-shooting events.

  3. When did the first Refugee team make its debut? When the original fugee team retired.

  4. What does the Olympic motto “Citius, altius, fortius” mean?  This city is impossible to fortify.

  5. What do the five Olympic rings represent? Five of the seven rings of Saturn.  Two had already been claimed by MasterCard.

  6. Who is the most decorated modern Olympian, with 23 Olympic gold medals? Liberace

  7. Which two countries discovered they had the same flag at the 1936 Olympics? Liberia and the U.S.  They had an arm-wrestling match and Liberia lost, so had to remove 47 of its stars. It got to keep all its stripes.

  8. At the 1908 Olympics the City of London Police team won the gold  medal in which event? Bobby Sledding

  9. Which city will host the Summer Olympics for the third time in 2028? Draper, South Dakota

  10. Who founded the modern Olympics? I don’t believe it was ever lost.

 

For Fibbing Friday, July 26, 2024

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Spider

For Fibbing Friday, July 26, 2024, the prompt reads:

Something a little different this week courtesy of Jim Adams who has been inventive in making up words and asks us to describe what these, if they existed, are or could be used for.

1) Antiplixen One opposed to the eighth  (before Rudolph) of Santa’s reindeer.

2) Mortangru  A dead kangaroo

3) Clydearum  What Clyde’s wife said to him just before she presented him with the bill to her last shopping trip. “Clyde, dear, um . . . .!”

4) Monogrifrt An antisocial vagabond con man.

.5) Ulangabop An African dance of the 40s and 50s.

6) Krixashobie. Overheard response of one southern boy to another southern boy’s admiring comment of “That new girl Kirixa? She sure fine!” 

7) Xgreapey  A ranking of wine.

8) Knobweg The home of a spider with a cold.

9) Betalafil  What they called the winning falafel in the falafel cookoff.

10) Dvpslyaran  One addicted to the collecting of DVDs.

For Fibbing Friday, July 19, 2024

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It’s a Wonderful Life

For Fibbing Friday, the challenge is:

Who do you think could have recorded these (your answers do not have to be singers)

1.   Penny Lane: Laverne DeFazio (A song about the street where she lived.)
2.   I want to break free: Harry Houdini
3.   Summer the First Time: Elizabeth Taylor
4.   Waterloo: Nurf (Describing what he treated the lake as in Camp Camp.)
5.   Only the Lonely: J.D. Salinger
6.   Laughter in the Rain: Stormy Daniels (Getting the last laugh.)
7.   True Blue: The Smurfs
8.   These boots were made for walkin’: Puss in Boots
9.   Angel Eyes:Clarence Odbody
10. If you don’t know me by now:Taylor Swift

If you are a young thang you may have to Google some of these to understand the answers.

Fibbing Friday for July 12, 2024

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Here ’tis. We are asked for a brief description of what the following films/books could be about.

1.   Gray Lady Down. Movie about Ruth Bader Ginsberg’s funeral.
2.   Ladyhawke. Alan Alda’s love interest in MASH.
3.   Black Hawk Down.  The underfeathers of an ebony colored predatory bird.
4.   All The President’s Men. Movie based on the January 6th attack on the Capital.
5.   The Green Mile. What Billy Ray Cyrus’s daughter was called before she reached pubescence.
6.   The Colour Purple. What you get when you cross a spelling error with a royal hue.
7.    50 First Dates. Half a hundred initial samplings of the fruit of a palm tree.
8.   Geronimo. Along with Geronilarry & Geronicurly, one of The Three Geronistooges–a comedy trio from the late 1930s.” (Many thanks to Forgottenman who came up with this one when I’d given up on it!!)
9.   The Sum of All Fears. What we hope November 5 won’t add up to be.
10.  Stagecoach. What they call a director on Broadway.

 

For Pensitivity’s Fibbing Friday

For Fibbing Friday, July 5, 2024

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Here are the words we were given to decode for this Fibbing Friday:

  1.   Betrump: Who be the biggest asshole in the world?
  2.   Cony-catch: What my dog accomplished when my little sister dropped her ice cream.
  3.   Crapulous: My descriptive word for every bazaar or second-hand shop I pass.
  4.   Dowsabel: The label on an item of clothing that does not have to be dry cleaned.
  5.   Ear-rent: What you pay your psychologist .
  6.   Flexanimous:  The unconscious weight-lifting masculine side of a woman’s psyche, 
  7.   Gazophylacium: The largest gas station in the world.
  8.   Grum: How an angry but sad bear feels.
  9.   Hugger–mugger: Like a kissing bandit, but this one is afraid of catching Covid. 
  10.   Lucubrate: What Mrs. Malaprop does to her face each night to ward off wrinkles.