When daylight breaks, bring in the paper and over breakfast, plan a caper. Crazy plans are fun to bake up. Do your nails, put on some makeup. Call in sick. Forsake your labors and boggle all your friends and neighbors by doing something crazy wild. Reconnect your inner child.
A vital element in fun is do not stop until you’re done. Paint your house a vivid hue. Then why stop there. Why not paint you? Go for a boat ride, buy a bike. Buy hiking boots and take a hike.
Wear funny clothes. Get a tattoo. No end to things that you could do.
Turn your hems up, cut your hair. (No one can see what’s under there.) Take Santa Claus out on a date. Most months he’s bored. Don’t hesitate! When you are letting loose, please just only do the things you must. It’s vital that at least just once you dare to play the fool or dunce
and take the chance to try to binge and do what makes the whole world cringe. It’s fun sometimes to be unique in what we do or how we speak— to be that person standing out with anything that you can flout. Life’s too short to always do what the world expects of you!!!
One hundred fifty calories is what you burn away per hour if head-banging is how you spend your day; but if you’re prone to thinking great thoughts you merely may burn 50 calories per day, or so the experts say.
A raccoon group’s a nursery and bullfrogs do not sleep. There are no bridges on the Amazon, although it’s very deep. A human nose remembers fifty thousand scents. No telling which ones please it or which ones it resents.
The average woman spreads her height in lipstick each five years, and hippo sweat turns scarlet when they are immersed in fears. If you find these facts astounding, as strange as facts can get, please do not attack me. Just check the internet!