
The questions for this week are:
1. What is rubella? It is what Bella’s husband learned to do too late in the game, after he’d already married her.
2. What is Winter Fever more commonly known as? Cold sweats.
3. What is Scrofula? ‘S Count Dracula’s pet Crow.
4. What is Grippe? The present tense of Groppe.
5. What is Quinsy? A state of whimsy brought on by the consumption of too much quince wine.
6. What is St Vitus Dance? It is what they renamed the road that ran along the edge of the San Andreas fault after the last big earthquake.
7. What is Dropsy? The eighth dwarf, seldom seen in public.
8. What is Croup? The inedible remnants of a bowl of soup consisting mainly of soggy croutons.
9. What is Ague? A gue is one-half of two gues.
10. What is Apoplexy? Consternation brought on by the constant updating and altering of computer applications. (Or, if you were from South Dakota, seizures brought on by an over-indulgence in Coca-Cola, but otherwise you might not understand this one.)
For Fibbing Friday, June 23, 2023