For Fibbing Friday, today’s assignment is:

1. Mad as a dieter on a bathroom scale the day after Thanksgiving.
2. It’ll all come out your nose. (Answer to the question , what happens to the drink of bubbly wine you just tried to swallow as someone told a funny joke?)
3. Two’s company, three’s less pie for me.
4.  Hi hog prices means more expensive bacon.
5.  Every cloud has rained on me lately.
6.  Sticks and stones, in great enough numbers, can build a house.
7.  In for a penny is no longer a possibility in the U.S.
8.  Don’t count your birthdays after 70.
9.  Let sleeping dogs stay off my bed on rainy days.
10. Hands, knees and nostrils. (Name three body parts.)