Mary Quant

For Fibbing Friday, tje assignment is:

1. What is a logarithm? The successful foot and leg cadence maintained by a lumberjack log spinner riding a log down a river.
2. What is algebra? An item of clothing worn by a portly woman to keep her breasts in place.
3. What is an algorithm? The back and forth rhythm of your pencil between your fingers as you struggle to solve an algebra problem.
4. What is a quantile? A member of the Mary Quant fan club.
5. What is a quadrangle? A rookie cowboy’s fourth attempt to catch a horse.
6. What is a hexagon? A witch’s evil curse that has been removed by a priest or a good fairy.
7. What is a polygon? An escaped pet parrot.
8. What is a triangle? One of the initial (failed) excuses you use with your parents to try to get them to buy you a car.
9. What is a parallelogram? Your mother’s mother, walking up the aisle next to your father’s mother at your wedding.
10. What is a duodecahedron? 104 playing cards, all of which are either kings, queens or jacks.