Here are this week’s questions:
What can you make with saw dust and snow?
Dusty the Snowman
2. What did the mole say to the wart?
Want to meet me at Wolemart?
3. Why is Atlantis lost?
GPS hadn’t been invented yet.
4. Why have Earthlings not returned to the moon?
No McDonalds
5. Why is the Earth round?
Because it’s not cool to be square.
6. Why are potato chip bags always half-full?
Because husbands are sent out to buy them.
7. What happens to lost socks?
They go to singles bars and pair up with somesock new.
8. Why do people stub their toes on furniture?
Because they walk on their feet. If they walked on their hands, they’d stub their fingers.
9. Who will be the next President?
Whoever can promise the biggest tax cuts to the nation’s multibillionaires.
10. Where did Trump come from?
The gods were playing bridge for high stakes and no one bid no Trump!!!
11. How will Trump’s administration end?
In Hell, hopefully.
12. How do clouds suddenly appear in the sky?
Because they long to be close to you.
13. Why does the universe revolve?
It’s on vacation–just taking a spin around its block.
14. If Time Lords are real, then why haven’t we met any yet?
It isn’t time yet.
15. What is a zombie’s favorite food?
Zombilaya.
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