Here are the words we were given to decode for this Fibbing Friday:

1.   Betrump: Who be the biggest asshole in the world?
2.   Cony-catch: What my dog accomplished when my little sister dropped her ice cream.
3.   Crapulous: My descriptive word for every bazaar or second-hand shop I pass.
4.   Dowsabel: The label on an item of clothing that does not have to be dry cleaned.
5.   Ear-rent: What you pay your psychologist .
6.   Flexanimous:  The unconscious weight-lifting masculine side of a woman’s psyche, 
7.   Gazophylacium: The largest gas station in the world.
8.   Grum: How an angry but sad bear feels.
9.   Hugger–mugger: Like a kissing bandit, but this one is afraid of catching Covid. 
10.   Lucubrate: What Mrs. Malaprop does to her face each night to ward off wrinkles.