These are this week’s questions for Fibbing Friday: 

1. What is an Arnold Palmer?  A golf groupie who can’t keep her hands to herself.
2. What is a niblick?  An avid writer who is so intent on the tale that she is composing that she forgets that she’s writing with a pen and not a pencil. Licking the pen doesn’t have the same result.
3. What is a mashie? A potato. The one being mashed.
4. What’s the difference between a hook and a slice?  One is a pirate and the other is a piece of pizza. The two are not often compared.
5. What name is given to a single hole score of three under par? An insufficiently stocked vaccination clinic.
6. What’s a bogey?  Lauren BaCall’s pet name for Humphrey Bogart. Also her pet name for a baloney sandwich.
7. What’s the difference between a regular golf course and an executive golf course? The dress code.
8. What unique award is given to the winner of the Masters Tournament? A copy of The Joy of Sex.
9. Why do golf balls have dimples? No one knows. That’s why golfers scream “For?” before they swing at the ball.
10. What is the 19th hole? The penultimate dimple on a golf ball.

For Fibbing Friday