Christmas: A New Rendition
That the papers had a field day is totally explicable,
“Santa Stuck in the Chimney and for Hours Inextricable!”
So now he’s on a diet. No more cookies, no more milk.
He’s restricted to mere salads and others of their ilk.
He’s feeling way less boisterous. No more “Ho ho ho’s!”
So there’ll be fewer miracles in our stockings’ toes.
That year the Grinch stole Christmas just might be repeated
and socks hung on the mantel might have to be re-feeted.
Prompt words today are field day, inextricable, fireplace, boisterous, miracle and rendition.
lifelessons - a blog by Judy Dykstra-Brown 
LOL!
LikeLiked by 2 people
Haha! Poor Santa 🎅
LikeLiked by 2 people
I share his pain. Xmas cookies are hard to pass up.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Tut tut ….
LikeLiked by 1 person
Ah well. He’ll live longer with fewer cookies under his belt.
LikeLiked by 2 people
I don’t think there’s any doubt about him living a very very long life. 😜
LikeLiked by 2 people
Hopefully, kids will have Santa in the year 3,000.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Yes but only if they believed in him.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Cute
LikeLike
Very funny. Poor Santa.
LikeLike