Monthly Archives: August 2015

The Most Overused Adjective in the English Language.

The Most Overused Adjective in the English Language

IMG_1445 (2)Quick! What one word would you use to describe this scene behind my house?

The prompt today was, if I could permanently ban a word from the English language, what would it be? Easy easy.  There is a word that has been so overused over the past few years that I cannot stand to hear it used even when appropriate!  If you are my friend, please remember and try to curtail its use. If it wasn’t the word you chose to describe the above scene, give yourself a point.  If it was, deduct ten points and learn to avoid using it. You’ll thank me later! For my answer, go HERE.

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One No Trump: JNW Prompt Generator

Today, in honor of my sixth posting to Jennifer’s site, I decided to take the first six prompts given by her prompt generator and to try to use them all, in order, in a poem, story or essay. What occurred was this short short story. The phrases that were generated were: hurt awareness, fair incident, muddy kitchen, innocent ring, tired reputation, stupid recommendation.

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One No Trump

I wouldn’t say that she was totally disillusioned with life, but she did carry this air of hurt awareness that one unfair incident after another had worked against her best interests in life. She remained stubbornly sure that her choices, if they had worked out, would have led to a glorious life. No one even tried to convince her that her goals and means toward them were destined to fail from the first–not because the plans themselves were not worthy ones, but because she had an innate talent for messing them up.

She started in working diligently to attack the one wrong thing in her life she could most easily alter: her muddy kitchen. When the first giant crashes of thunder had been loosed upon the world, the dogs had set up a tremendous chorus of howls, scratches at the door and barks. She had let them in immediately, not realizing that the little one had been amusing himself in her new flower bed. In their great rush, one had upset the water dish and that combined with Hampton’s muddy paws, had made quick work of her earlier labors in creating a spotless kitchen.

She washed the mop out in the kitchen sink, creating a second dark ring around the sink. It was the innocent ring—dark black—that paralleled the slightly raised reddish-rust ring a few inches above. It was that red ring that she needed to scrub off before the break of day. It would not do to let anyone see that guilty ring. No matter what her justifications were, the world would not believe her. She had one of those unlikable faces that turned people against her, no matter how reasonable her arguments were. It was too late to alter the frown lines that pulled her lips downward, the darting eyes that said “I am not entirely believable” and the hands that wrung themselves by habit.

It was not, given the record of her entire life, that she did not have an adequate reputation—respected family, charitable acts, donations to the correct causes. It was just that over the years she had started espousing strange causes and slowly her actions had started becoming a bit odd as well. Chasing odd cars down the rows of the Walmart shopping center screaming abuse at their drivers for the sentiments revealed on their bumper stickers. Standing on a corner on Main Street holding up a placard that read “Polluter!” each time a car or truck passed, spewing black smoke.

She called the parents of children she witnessed bullying other children as she sat on a park bench near the school crossing and harangued the parents of large families about zero population growth. She was so scathing in her criticism of her bridge partner when, even though he had opening count himself, he had failed to raise her one trump opening bid, that he’d dropped out of bridge club; and when no one else would consent to be her partner, she, too, had been forced to quit.

So, it wasn’t so much that she had a bad reputation but that she had a tired reputation. She just couldn’t bother with the niceties anymore. She said what she thought—without taking tact into account. Bastards didn’t deserve tact. But even her best friends, the few of them she had left, admitted that her behavior was becoming ever more aggressive and bizarre.

And this is how she came to have that damned second ring in her sink. She knew she never should have gotten into a discussion about politics with anyone in this town, let alone a stupid plumber who lived up to all the stereotypes of plumbers when he knelt down showing his butt crack.  What tipped the balance was the cretin smugness of the plumber as, seeing her Hillary sticker on the fridge, he declared that he was going to vote for Trump just to see the fun that resulted.

This, coupled with the coincidence of his request that she give him the big wrench, had caused her, for that one moment in her life, to act to the full extent of her wishes. She gave him the wrench full force over the back of his head. He then departed this life with no fuss, no struggle, merely sinking forward into a full bow, his forehead against her kitchen floor.

There was a lot of blood, and although it was an unplanned act, she congratulated herself in her choice of locales—the kitchen being the best possible place to get rid of the evidence. That was why she had taken care of the hard job first, digging the new flower bed a good bit deeper, dragging his body out, head in a black garbage bag pulled tight, pouring the quick lime and then covering the body well with soil, planting the bushes that would establish the deepest roots. Putting the ring of flowers around the bushes and raking a solid cover of largish stones over them, fooling herself into believing this would discourage the new terrier’s digging instincts.

So now, taking the pup’s paws into account, she supposed she’d have additional work to do on the flowerbed, too; but her first priority was the blood rings in the sink. Like Lady Macbeth, no matter what she did, those stains held fast. She rued, then, that penurious nature which had caused her not to replace the porous old sink, older than she by far, that held stubbornly on to everything that passed its way–blueberries, coffee. Blood. She scrubbed to no avail.

Looking out the window, she could see where the puppy had uprooted Peony bushes and flowers and ground cover. More work there to complete before sunup. Hours ago, she had called a housekeeping company in another town to ask about the best way to remove bloodstains from a worn porcelain sink. The woman had been no help. “Call a plumber,” she had said,“He should be able to solve your problem!” Stupid recommendation.

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What Should Be and Be and Be

What Should Be and Be and Be

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I don’t really believe in fate because I don’t think life would make much sense if we were just following an unknown preordained script; but I do think some things are more likely to happen if we follow our intuition.  If quantum physics is fact, I think our intuition is what guides us back to our other parts. This is why some people seem so familiar when we meet them and so right.  And perhaps why others seem so wrong from the very beginning.  How boring a game is life if we are fated.  What an engaging game if life after life it is a game of go seek! It is not a case of what will be but rather a case of what “should be”

Prompt: Que Sera Sera--Do you believe in fate or do you believe you control your own destiny?

Parrot Heliconia: Cee’s Flower of the Day Challenge, 8/24/15

Parrot Heliconia

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What is This Doing Here?: Cee’s Odd Ball Challenge 8?23/15

What is This Doing Here?

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Cee gave me the perfect opportunity to use this picture taken in Sheridan, Wyoming  earlier this year.  Couldn’t quite figure out what this fire hydrant was doing out in the middle of this field. So, Cee, I see your fire hydrant, and raise you . . .

IMG_1454one lonely pineapple shell complete with spoon and straw, drained of its further purpose for being, nestled up against a wall along the carretera–the main road that runs along the lake, going past all the fish restaurants and on to my house and places beyond. Then, these oddly located items  cry out to be joined by one more I’ve shown before:

DSC07918These vampish stilettos were outside the door of a local girl’s orphanage.  It turns out they belonged to a former resident, come back to visit.  It is as though she shed her present personae when she slipped back into her old life for a short while.  Or perhaps they were just as uncomfortable as they look.

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Different Thanks: JNW’s Prompt Generator

 Different Thanks

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                                                      Family Thanks Giving

Three dogs, paws up on the gate to the garage whenever I get home. The little one leaps up and down like some ballerina at the bar, the biggest with his irritating barks–loud and harsh and insistent—for whatever reason, be it mom’s arrival home or a dog who dares to pass by in the street. All of them escorting me to the door, attempting to help me with my bags and bundles.

The big dog sneaking into my room at night when she thinks I haven’t noticed. Wanting to be even closer than within eye-shot down the hall, she sleeps on the cold floor in lieu of her warm padded bed, perhaps because she wants to remind me that although the second dog is cleverer and handsomer and the newest dog is the littlest and most pleasant to have jump up on the bed with me, she was the very first and has known me for the longest. She has put up with intruders—both these two canine upstarts and the one human one who entered my house and stole my house guest’s laptop years ago when she was my one and only!

And although I am allergic to them, I wash off the licks of thanks that Morrie gives for a few cuddles on the bed before he sinks down to the foot to curl at a more hypoallergenic distance. Wash off my hands and arms after I’ve pulled off clumps of Frida’s thick undercoat. Dress the wounds that Diego’s claws have left on my legs and arms when he just can’t resist jumping up for closer contact. All of these wounds and welts and sneezes and wheezes just the aftermath of the constant thanks these kids adopted from the streets offer every day, as often as I will allow them.

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 Bite Me!!!

9780393333091_p0_v3_s192x300Someone Knows My Name* by Lawrence Hill was one of those books where bad times just keep coming.  By the end of it, I felt like a chocolate cake sitting on my counter must feel every time I walk into the room.  “Oh no.  I knew she’d be back!”  Then the old knife comes out and–another series of bites. Ouch, ouch, ouch!

The reason I was persistent in reading the book is first of all, because it is a damn good book.  Secondly, Lawrence Hill was coming to town to speak at our writers’ conference along with his wife Miranda Hill, who was one of the workshop presenters.

Unfortunately, my reading of Hill’s book was followed in short order by  another book that dealt with the bloodbath revolution in another African country and two books on the Spanish Inquisition and the Spanish colonization of South America.  In the end, I was unable to finish one of the books on the Spanish cruelties in the new world. Enough was enough.  I have needed a huge dose of biographies** and less brutal books to get me over a rather lengthy depression that reoccurs every time I read the news and realize such acts of man’s inhumanity toward man are ongoing.

In spite of what I say above, I couldn’t recommend Lawrence Hill’s book highly enough.  It is entertaining, historically accurate and opened my eyes to the interconnection of the story of slavery between the U.S., Nova Scotia, England and Africa.  It is well-written with engaging characters and (if you don’t want to read a tiny bit of a spoiler don’t read on) thank God, finally had a bit of a happy ending!

I held my breath for the last few chapters, just waiting for the next bite to be taken out of my heart, but that final bite never came.  After his talk, I told Lawrence Hill how grateful I was that the heroine had finally had a bit of good luck at the end.  I told him I couldn’t have dealt with one more bad thing happening to her and he laughed and said he felt exactly the same way.  He, too, had been waiting for some kind of a release from her suffering and that he, too, could not have stood not to have a happy ending.

* In 2007, The Book of Negroes was released in the U.S.  by W. W. Norton & Company under the title Someone Knows My Name, but they  re-issued a new edition of the novel with the original title in January 2015.

**If you are looking for a funny yet smart biography, I highly recommend Steve Martin’s autobiography Born Standing Up.

In response to The Daily Post’s writing prompt: “That Stings!.” Franz Kafka said, “we ought to read only books that bite and sting us.” What’s the last thing you read that bit and stung you?

Aloe Vera Blooms: Cee’s Flower of the Day 8/23/15

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Painting with Filters in Photography

Painting with Filters in Photography (Today was another good day!!)

I’ve been playing around this afternoon with the photographs I took yesterday.  There were a number that were deleted immediately, some that were cropped and intensified or sharpened and turned out to be pleasing images. There were others that seemed not to have much promise until I spotted one detail that seemed intriguing.  If I could sharpen it to the desired amount and had surrounding images that worked well with the main detail, I then started playing with light, tone, shadows and contrast.

I finally found one that was pleasing, but when I started playing around with filters, I was amazed at the difference between the original altered piece and eight different filters.  I want to present all of them to see what you think.  From one photograph that I felt was not a success, these nine alternative paintings developed.  I love every one of them. The setting for all, with the exception of filters, were the same: Saturation, 1.00,Contrast, 0.71, Cast, Intensity, Definition and Edges were all 1.00, Falloff 0.99.  Each is labeled below with the filter used.
IMG_4190No Filter

Version 2Mono Filter
Version 3Tonal Filter

Version 2Noir Filter

Version 4Fade Filter

Version 5Chrome Filter

Version 6Process Filter

Version 7Transfer Filter

Version 8Instant Filter

IMG_4190 (9)The Original Picture

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The Dating Game

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The Dating Game

The prompt I generated on JNW’s Prompt Generator was: “tender opportunity.” I hit the generator button again and got “repulsive industry,” When I saw both prompts together, a perfect topic came  to mind. These prompts, in tandem, seemed to describe the two sides of the online social-introduction industry perfectly, so I decided to try to use both prompts. Although this poem sounds a bit bitter, it is really meant tongue-in-cheek as the first phrase was tweaked a bit by the second. I’ve met some really nice guys in the past six years I’ve been on social sites, but just none where both of us wanted to make it permanent.

In the past couple of years, OKC has changed a lot and doesn’t seem to be the special place it once was. They’ve taken away journals, forums, awards, search engines and erased the first few years of information. I’ve pretty much replaced it with blogging, which seems to work better for really getting to know people and the focus has changed from searching for love in all the wrong places to forming real bonds with words, not faces. A few good friends have even followed me from OKC. You know who you are. Here is my little ditty on the subject of the two prompts mentioned above:

When I Joined OkCupid

I considered it to be
a tender opportunity.
Instead I fear it just became
a sort of endless dating game.

Crabby grandpas, lying spouses,
hermits shut up in their houses,
voyeurs looking for a thrill,
twenty-somethings with time to kill.

Men who say they want to talk
who, when asked questions, merely balk.
Whatever it claims to be,
It’s a repulsive industry

a place that doesn’t want to match us
but rather just to try to catch us
in a web of constant circulation–
a type of lovelorn masturbation.

Years later, I’ve made special friends
and yet the cycle never ends.
Though I’d like love with every fiber,
I fear my love life remains cyber.

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