I DON’T THINK PISSED REALLY COVERS IT ! ! !
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I DON’T THINK PISSED REALLY COVERS IT ! ! !
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Love Lesson
He thought that she was dreamy but she felt that he was boorish.
(Understand she was no princess and in fact was a bit whorish.)
Nonetheless, she felt above him, and although she let him bed her,
it was not on her agenda to allow for him to wed her.
So although the ring was lovely and the perfume very rare,
she simply slipped the ring on and tossed her flaming hair.
The perfume that she now sprayed so profusely all around her
was purchased at a price that if she knew it would astound her!
They would never be united? At that her lover tensed,
and as she sprayed the perfume, they were doubly incensed.
In the end she wed a plumber who, when they chanced to dine,
took her to McDonald’s and thought that it was fine.
For their anniversary, cheap perfume and a thong—
gifts that he had purchased at a yard sale for a song—
were what he presented her, and what was her reaction?
Did she get the skillet out and put her spouse in traction?
In fact, she billed and cooed and then she put on each.
And if this ending’s a surprise, a lesson it might teach.
(If you missed the bad pun, look again.)
Prompt words today are dreamy, boorish, united, incensed and song.
I know. It’s depressing and the temptation is to just live your life and turn off the news, but if you watch or read just one more piece on the upcoming election, please let it be this one–whatever side of the fence you are on.
These are photos of the hibiscus bush photographed 24 hours ago and blogged 10 hours ago. The photos below show how they have changed since then. Click on photos to enlarge and read commentary..
Click on flowers to enlarge.
Each stage of a flower opening has its own beauties. By tomorrow, this hibiscus bloom should be opened fully. The next day, it may have fallen to the ground. (These photos were taken on the morning of July 19 but not blogged until the 20th at 2 a.m.) To see the same flowers ten hours later ( 24 hours after these photos were taken) go HERE.
Heart of the Matter
My family’s only easygoing when it isn’t moody,
and dealing with the moody times seems to be my duty.
If I were only liberated and in better shape,
I’d clamber out the window and down the fire escape
and find some other people easier to bear,
investigate the wider world and see how I would fare.
The solution to this problem you are likely to construe
if you interview my family, but I hope you never do,
for the truth is that the discord that you otherwise might see
is likely to have vanished when they’re not dealing with me!
Word prompts today are easygoing, construe, moody, liberate and escape. photo by Alev Takil on Unsplash, used with permission.