The challenge for Fibbing Friday this week is to interpret these words or phrases::
1. “A few sandwiches short of a picnic” What you get when you send a hungry kid to the deli to pick up your order for the party.
2. “Bagsy” My mysterious guest in my garden a few weeks ago. (See him HERE.)
3. “Bog-standard” My East Indian doctor, Dr. Adnatsgob’s door sign, seen in a mirror.
4. “Budge up” My dad’s advice to me when I asked him for a loan. “Nope. No way. Better budge up instead!”
5. “Chinwag” My dog’s response to the smell of a bag of McDonald’s hamburgers.
6. “Faff” That sound a can of hair spray makes when it has just run out of spray.
7. “Full Monty” Monty Python after the cast picnic when you haven’t sent a hungry kid to the deli to pick up your order for the party.
8. “Give me a tinkle on the blower”: Donald Trump’s entreaty at the Ritz Carlton in Moscow.
9. “On it like a car bonnet” What you answer, pointing to your head, when a friend asks you where the bird shit on you.
10. “Tickety-boo” What your offense is called when a cop gives you a ticket for sneaking up behind him and scaring him.