I believe I shot this on the way to Mosca’s north of Tenacatita beach. Wish I’d stopped to investigate what was in the barrel that was of so much interest. (This is a goat, not a dog.).
Category Archives: Humor
Daily Funny
Fibbing Friday, Dec 9, 2023
1. What is Free Will? Is when you marry a lawyer and he writes up who gets your stuff when you die.
2. What is persona non grata? Is every person except for Grata.
3. What is bog standard? Is bog not special.
4. What is builders tea? Is Orange Pekoe on week days and Rusty Nails on Friday night!!
5. What is a couch potato? Is any potato served with Chicken Divan.
6. What is a finger in every pie? Is cook clumsy with knife.
7. What is meant by nip in the bud? Is sipping beer.
8. What is to pitch in? Wastebasket is to pitch in!!!
9. What is rule of thumb? Rule of thumb is that must accompany four fingers.
10. What is to steal someone’s thunder? Is to hold hands over ears of friend during rainstorm.
Time for More Lies!
1. What is Allium Sepa (Cepa)? What the head of the sperm bank said to his main donor as they walked past a wall of last year’s crop of babies when the donor asked him which of them were his progeny.
2. What is Arran Pilot? A person from Isfahan who flies a plane.
3. What is a love apple? A swelling on the lip caused by too-strenuous kissing.
4. To what genus do cabbages, broccoli and cauliflowers belong? Einstein (And I must point out that you have a spelling error in your question.)
5. Which vegetables were the first to be canned? Asparagus. It was done alphabetically.
6. Pepinex and Telegraph are varieties of what? A type of energizing medicine and a means for pachyderms to communicate over long distances.
7. What is a White Lisbon? A city in Portugal after a freak snowstorm.
8. What is calabrese? A slight California wind.
9. What was described as a cabbage with college education? Those studying to take the bar exam are known as slawstudents.
10. What is a Pentland Javelin? A new model of sportscar.
The Arms Race (Becoming Grandma) for Wordle 627, Nov 5, 2023
When I look in the mirror, I sometimes feel like I’m becoming my mother, but when I look at my arms, it is also revealed that I am becoming my grandmother. By the time she passed away at age 96, any effort to assist her in rising or sitting up by grasping her lower arms could result in the skin actually tearing off in pieces like tissue paper, and although not quite at this stage, At 76, I have grown fragile. My skin has become translucent, showing off deep blue or purple bruises from below given birth to by slight bumps or scrapings against even smooth surfaces—the edge of a table or a door. Small beads of blood flow out from tears of skin caught in a cat’s claw or a dog’s questing paw, and the skin of my lower arms is dappled with these signs of affection left by even the most furtive advances of the smallest of my dogs.
At night, in bed, I am a highway for dogs jumping into bed to snuggle down for the night and likewise for the same dogs springing from the bed to investigate the slightest noise in the backyard or the street. One bound, using me as trampoline, propels them to the floor, and one more, in a flash, shoots them out the door. Any stray possum or other late night intruder into their domain not driven off by their initial loud growls and following barks is dealt with in a snap of the jaw. No furtive ingress into my nighttime garden goes unnoticed. Then, the intruders dealt with, back into bed they bound, usually landing on one arm or the other, leaving yet another mark of their affection. They are my protective angels, these small warriors of the night, but I fear they are loving me to pieces, as one glimpse of my arms will attest to.
The words for Sunday Whirl Wordle 627 are: caught pieces snap flash angel stray furtive dappled flow skin translucent blue
Wild White Flour for FOTD, Oct 26, 2023
Forgive Forgottenman, Cee. He noticed I hadn’t published a flower for today so he set this up on my site! I’ll atone by publishing a real one as welll! All of the below is what Forgottenman posted on my blog.
Giggling as I draft this. Yeah, WAY outta bounds! Still…
Do or not do with it as you will or won’t.
For Cee’s FOTD?
Clarity?
Clarity?
I don’t really need a chip to know what you are thinking,
for when I ask, “Should I wear this?” your left eyelid starts blinking
like it does whenever you tell a little fib;
and I can tell your “It looks great!” sounds a little glib.
That’s how I know without a doubt you’re spinning a fine yarn;
and that, in fact, in this dress I must look wide as a barn.
If you say this dish is great but feed most to the dogs—
if you say I’m clever but you rarely read my blogs—
if you “want” to get together but we rarely do—
I’ve already read the clues to ascertain your view.
Yet, still I have the option to see the other side
and find a way to look at it that will preserve my pride.
Your eye might blink because a gnat got caught in it just now,
and so I do not really look as broad as any cow.
He just has a small appetite. Her eyesight might be failing.
She might be out of town and when she gets home from her sailing,
she’ll call me up and we will meet and have a laugh or two.
Without perfect clarity I get to choose my view
of believing what I want to in spite of what I’ve guessed.
When it comes to friendship, less clarity is best!
For RDP:Clarity
Funnies from Real Life for Sunday Stills
This guy was for real. He wandered the beach with this squirrel couple on his head and shoulder. They later had a baby who traveled with them as well. Gotta run now but later I’ll try to find a photo of the entire happy family.
For Terri’s Real Life from the Funny Papers (Be sure to see her post)
Pants on Fire (For Fibbing Friday, Oct 20)
We were tasked to define these words for Fibbing Friday today:
(Where does Pensitivity come up with these words????/)
1. Eunoia: A condition of continuing Intense aggravation in dissenters to Great Britain’s joining the European Union
2. Fika: A misspelled federal insurance program
3. Redamancy: The state of being a Native American
4. Aliferous: The description of someone who has had one too many beers.
5. Peiskos: What they call tiny pastries in the Soviet Union.
6. Querencia: A psychotic condition that comes about from asking too many questions in rapid succession.
7. Metanoia: A term used to describe women who have turned down too many marriage proposals.
8. Ataraxia: What they called Scarlet O’hara’s state of claustrophobia at the end of the Civil War after being confined to Tara for too long.
9. Lagom: What the French call “Double Bubble,” generically.
10. Apricity: What one calls the country area on the outskirts of Paris.
(Please forgive me for I know not what I pun!)
Toothpick
Toothpick
A blade of wheat that my dad found
spread out alone upon the ground
was no doubt relieved and thrilled
that it wound up, instead of milled,
stuck between my dad’s front choppers,
better there than in the hoppers
of the flour mill’s grinding wheels—
a sacrifice to future meals.
A fate as toothpick far superior
to a stomach’s dark interior!!
The three word for the 3 Things Challenge are: Thrilled, Milled, Ground
During wheat harvesting, my dad often had a stem of wheat, head attached, sticking out from between his two front teeth. Caught in the act of picking his teeth, it was a handy storage place. Other times of the year, his front pocket always contained a few toothpicks to first use, then suck on, switching them from side to side between his lips. This prompt was made just for me!!!






