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When to Laugh

When to Laugh

Some jokes make me chuckle and others make me laugh,
but others are not funny, and their telling a mere gaffe.
Do not joke about my weight, friends. Do not make fun of my age,
for instead of prompting chortles, it will just occasion rage.
Do not tell me racial jokes or laugh at the infirm.
Cruelty’s an illness and jokes like this its germ.

We all know the subjects to avoid when telling jokes,
but we also know those insensitive crude blokes
who think they are so clever in breaking all the rules
and thereby are the jokes themselves, just proving they’re the fools.
Forgive me if the thing about them that might prompt my chuckles
is when other listeners respond to them with knuckles!

More about chuckling here: https://judydykstrabrown.com/category/laughter/

The prompt word today is “chuckle.”

Palm Art: Tuesdays of Texture

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Twice a year when the men come to cut the basura from the seven tall palm trees in my yard, I get to see these beauties close up.  All of these small buds would grow into palm fruit, each of which is mainly seed surrounded by a jam-like coating in a bright gold skin.  They are delicious, but hardly worth the effort and the entire bundle makes a tremendous mess when it falls, not to mention the fruit bats they attract.  So, down they come every year.

https://narami.wordpress.com/category/tuesdays-of-texture/

Palm Fruit Cluster: Flower of the Day, Apr 18, 2017

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Also, see Cee’s gorgeous tulips HERE.

Shooing with Tongue on the Tongue of a Shoe, NaPoWriMo 2017, Day 18

Shooing with Tongue on the Tongue of a Shoe

There once was a grouch named McPeevish McPue
who spent his whole life on the tongue of a shoe
where he shooed away flintocks and floogles and stuff.
As a matter of fact, he would get downright rough.

He would beat them with bagels and flog them with floggles
from the foot of their feet to the top of their toggles.
Then he bopped them again every minute or two
till those flintocks and floogles were beat black and blue.

But they just wouldn’t leave until McPue had sung
a rock-a-bye ballad with only one lung.
Then they leapt and they lithered until they were gung.
Now McPeevish McPue only shoos with his tongue!

 

Note: Floogles are fairy folk who get even with grouches by spraying foot odor into their shoes daily. I’m not completely sure what flintocks are, other than the fact that they drive McPeevish McPue crazy. 

http://www.napowrimo.net/day-eighteen-3/ (We were to write a poem making use of made-up words.)

Bougainvillea: Flower of the Day, Apr 17, 2017

 

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Few besides this fellow climb as high as the bougainvilleas do.

This was how high up he eventually got, and other palms he climbed this day were twice as high!

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See many more flowers here: https://ceenphotography.com/2017/04/16/flower-of-the-day-april-17-2017-oriental-poppy/

New Foal

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New Foal

From his mother’s teat, the new-born colt
raised his head with a sudden jolt,
his new world noisier than before
as the truck drove up with its engine roar.
A small boy sat with his window down,
surveying the scene with a subtle frown
as the older man jumped out to walk
slowly toward him, lest he balk,
and reached a hand to touch his coat,
fingers exploring, as though by rote,
feeling bones, sinew and muscle.

“This one here will have some hustle,”
he said to the boy who stood beside,
thinking of his horse who’d died.
“You want to name him?” his father said.
The boy’s toe shuffled. He hung his head.
The tiny colt looked up and snorted—
edgy now, but well-deported.
He moved to the boy to butt his arm.
His nose was soft and smooth and warm
as it nudged the small boy’s skin.
His father watched the pact begin.

 

I saw this unusual colt alongside the road almost a year ago.  I pulled off as soon as possible to snap a few shots and have been waiting for a chance to use them  Not exactly a new-born colt, but close.  I’ve been waiting long enough!

The prompt today is “jolt.”

Cee’s Odd Ball Challenge, Apr 17, 2017

I don’t know why this little scene tickled me so when I took Morrie out for a walk one morning in La Manz.  It looked like the beer caps were all escaping from the garage and about to slip down the drain.  Mass evacuation!

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I love Cee’s odd ball challenge!

Backyard Palm Trees: Sunday Trees 283, Apr 16, 2017

BACK YARD PALM

All of the fruiting bundles have been removed from my 7 palm trees by six men who worked for 6 hours to remove them along with the heavy sheaths you can see hanging down like swords and the dry branchess.  A big job. They are beautiful but messy and ultimately dangerous. Two or three times a year they climb these massive trees to remove them.

Here is the link for Becca’s prompt:
https://beccagivens.wordpress.com/2017/04/16/sunday-trees-283/

Easter Fun

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Sorry, I don’t know who to give attribution to, but too good not to share.

Washingtonian Palm Flower Bundle: Flower of the Day, Apr 16, 2017

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Alas, cut short in their youth before they could litter my pool and clog up my drain.

 

https://ceenphotography.com/2017/04/15/flower-of-the-day-april-16-2017-lily/